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Song Parodies -> "Eminem"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Friend"

Original Performer:

Biz Markie

Parody Song Title:

"Eminem"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

Has there ever been a dude that you loved to hate
Every year he makes some evil albums? How gay!
Let me tell y'all a story of the Real Slim Shady
He was makin' us all hurl in the U.S. nation
Dueted with Elton? What a joke of a concert!
He acts like he wears a short miniskirt
He just got onstage rappin', borin' a threat
I was watchin' SNL and I was upset
I'd kick him in the rear, say, "You suck and that's the truth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a total goof"
He raps his dumb songs, he says bleep-bleep-bleep
He caused 9/11 with that O-sa-ma!
The Real Slim Shady of rap is so overused
I said, "No buy Eminem Show!" he said, "I am (bleeping) amused"
I started singin' bass, he started flippin' back (the bird)
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of strange
(Even for HIM!)
Then when I asked, "Are you a real man," he tried to pretend
She said, "No I ain't, I'm only Eminem"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for 'im
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
But you say you're Eminem

Song's too difficult to parody right
I thought just bein' old Em could be a crime
'Cause I hate Em and that's a fact
I Like Agnetha, Anni-Frid, Benny, and Björn
Forget about ABBA, go on with the story
About a "girl" who bleep-bleep-bleeps and annoys me
So he started talkin', soundin' familiar
Damn, this song is hard to parody! What up!!
I'll copy and paste or something interesting
I'd kick him in the rear, say, "You suck and that's the truth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a total goof"
He raps his dumb songs, he says bleep-bleep-bleep
He caused 9/11 with that O-sa-ma!
The Real Slim Shady of rap is so overused
I said, "No buy Eminem Show!" he said, "I am (bleeping) amused"
I started singin' bass, he started flippin' back (the bird)
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of strange
(Even for HIM!)
Then when I asked, "Are you a real man," he tried to pretend
She said, "No I ain't, I'm only Eminem"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for 'im
This is what I'm goin' sing

You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
But you say you're Eminem

Song's too difficult to parody right
I thought just bein' old Em could be a crime
'Cause I hate Em and that's a fact
I Like Agnetha, Anni-Frid, Benny, and Björn
Forget about ABBA, go on with the story
About a "girl" who bleep-bleep-bleeps and annoys me
So he started talkin', soundin' familiar
Damn, this song is hard to parody! What up!!
I'll copy and paste or something interesting
I'd kick him in the rear, say, "You suck and that's the truth
So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a total goof"
He raps his dumb songs, he says bleep-bleep-bleep
He caused 9/11 with that O-sa-ma!
The Real Slim Shady of rap is so overused
I said, "No buy Eminem Show!" he said, "I am (bleeping) amused"
I started singin' bass, he started flippin' back (the bird)
But when I sprung the question, he acted kind of strange
(Even for HIM!)
Then when I asked, "Are you a real man," he tried to pretend
She said, "No I ain't, I'm only Eminem"
Come on, I'm not even goin' for 'im
This is what I'm goin' sing
So please listen to the message that I say
Don't ever pay attention to a man named Eminem

You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
And you say you're Eminem, oh baby
You, you not what I need
'cause you say you're Eminem
But you say you're Eminem

[Repeat, fade out]

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Jeff B - January 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Not your best...I like a lot of your other songs, but this one didn't do it for me (not because of any love for Eminem =)
John Harvey - March 20, 2003 - Report this comment
The only reason people pick on Eminem over other, more violent rappers is because Eminem is white. I've heard rap lyrics about shooting a girl and "f***ing her corpse". I think Eminem pushes it too far sometimes, but I will say that he's pretty clever and observant. Everyone who has tried to parody one of his songs has found out just how complicated and intricate his rhymes are. While sometimes he has violent lyrics, you can't deny, the white boy got talent.
Tone-Def - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Eminem caused 9/11????? if you're going to make an accusation like that at least back it up
Michael Pacholek - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Tone-Def, wouldn't you want to attack a country whose favorite rapper was Eminem? Then again, supposedly, Saddam Hussein's favorite band was ABBA. Finally, a reason to topple his regime! If ABBA songs are not "weapons of mass destruction," at least to human ears, I don't know what is! Then again, maybe Saddam was tone-deaf, though hopefully not Tone-Def.
Crystal - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Its mad corny and gay and eminem iz tha best and i can take a joke i think benzino's thing was betta and hes tha worst rappa eva, so try harder next time iz jus mad corny
Killer - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I think you people diss'n on eminem f***** suck. You are all a bunch of little pussies talkin about how violent he is. You guys must be little old grandmas or some s***. Sowhat if he says he kills people the people he talks about killing are little faggets like you. Some of you may just not like rap, ok shut-up, knowone wants here your bitch ass. The only reason i am writing this is because pussies like you in America make me sick. Grow some balls.
Playa - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude Why dont you people just shut da f*** up yo,just cause you dont like him doesnt mean you can say shit about him.how about you take your so called ''Parodie'' and go shove it up ur ass you dumb mother f******.And Crystal is right that shit iz mad corny.If you think he sux then why da Fu** are you messin wit his songs u pussie lil bitch.Go home grow some balls and learn how to write a better song.Shit Em is 5 times the song writer and rapper you will ever be!
Mark Wilson - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Fu@* you chris you don't know what a real rapper is. You suck Di@*

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