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Song Parodies -> "My Size Of Lover"

Original Song Title:

"My Kinda Lover"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Squier

Parody Song Title:

"My Size Of Lover"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics




Your gut is flopping baby
You weigh a whopping five hundred sixty two
Where is your flower honey
I need some flour, we need... to sprinkle you
And oh...
I got to know where to get it on, Where’s your saturation?
You’re my size of lover
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....

My size of lover
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....


You’re like a motor scooter
It’s fun to ride your pooter to jump and bounce
You’re good for shade in summer
And great for warmth in winter worth every ounce
And oh...
I can hardly wait to get it on... girl you’re mighty pleasin’
You’re my size of lover
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....

My size of lover
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....



When you get on I cannot get off---I’m ground into the sheets
I feel you grinding on me... and I can hardly breath
Damn you, Shamu, baby you got me feeling I could wail
Touch me, crush me, baby you’re gushing-- let me at that tail





You keep your calves well fattened
They made my carpet flatten I’m not amused
I see my tile is crackin’
I wanna get you back in your tug boat shoes
And oh...
I been thinking how to get ‘em on
I don’t mean to tease you--you’re my size of lover
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....

My size of lover...
My size of lover
My size of lover
Ahhh...

My size of lover...
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....

My size of lover...
My size of lover
My side of blubber
Ahhh....


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McKludge - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice work to one of the underrated artists of the 80s. I like the way you kind of danced around the classic joke of really fat women and flour.
Phil N - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
hugely funny
littlShamTress - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
I adore the "Shamu" line, sir !

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