-> "Everybody Hates You"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Wants You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Hates You"
Parody Written by:
Random Little Writer
The Lyrics
You came to school right before winter break
Thought you were nice, but boy, was that a mistake
You were okay for maybe three days or four
After a week, I didn't want to see you no more
At lunchtime you made fun of some kids
Called them homos, yeah, that's what you did
You acted all hurt when we got mad at you
You're a filthy hypocrite
Everybody hates you
Your nice façade was gone before long
My urge to hurt you was growing steadily strong
You're friends with guys, enemies with girls
Some of your comments just make me want to hurl
When my friend eats an orange at lunch
You unzip your pants and tell her to munch
I pray every night that you get shot and die
You never go away
Everybody hates you
Everybody hates you
Your teachers all berate you
Everybody hates you, hates you, hates you
You crack sex jokes that make a sewer look clean
Aimed at my friend, you make sure they're completely mean
We curse and insult, we cut you no slack
You twist our words and make it hard to fight back
After a while you got suspended
A punishment you got for punching a kid
Five days later you're kicked out of our school
It was the greatest day
Everybody hates you
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