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Song Parodies -> "Acky Breaky Blonde"

Original Song Title:

"Acky Breaky Heart"

Original Performer:

Billy Ray Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Acky Breaky Blonde"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I think its about time people stop stereotyping girls for being dumb if their blonde with jokes and comments, from now on lets just sing about it instead!!!
Now It's Plain To See
You I.Q's Minus Three
Common Sense For You Is Long Gone
They Think You've Got Brain Rot
Cause You Can't Find The Plot
You Could Miss The Floor With Stones You Throw

Jokes Repeated Twice
But Boys All Think Your Nice
And They Don't Care If Your A Little Slow
Confused So Easily
Your Brain Must Be Tiny
But Its Unlikely You Will Ever Know

You Are A Blonde
A Achy Breaky Blonde
Your So Dumb It Hits The Toll
How Can Someone Like You
Be Think As Two By Two
You Must Have Malfuctioning Controls

Even When In Groups
They Brain Span Is Minute
The Only Thing That Counts Is Looking Good
Oh Why Cant It Get Through
To Them They Are Immune
To Their Beauty Stores And Hair Salons

They Love Their Shopping Sprees
Their Spending Constantly
Its Easy When You Cant Count What You Earn
Cause Thought Is Not Their Skill
But Prancing Round In Thrills
As Chearleaders That's All They Think To Learn

You Are A Blonde
A Achy Breaky Blonde
I Can't Begin To Understand
You Type Just Seem So Mellow
Just Cause You Hair Is Yellow
You Have Trouble Dealing With Commands

You Are A Blonde
A Achy Breaky Blonde
With All That Space Between Your Ears
Your Sense's Are Defeaten
Your Noodle Has Been Eaten
That Is How It Constantly Appears

You Are A Blonde
A Achy Breaky Blonde
Your Not Bright That Much Is True
Your Head Is Full Of Dust
Your Cogs Have Turns To Rust
So Much So You Don't Have A Clue

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 15

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 2   1
 3   1
 4   3
 5   2

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Royce Miller - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought your overall parody was well paced and funny, but your grammar needs work-- for example, it should be "an" achy breaky...instead of "a". Four's from me.
Jeff Reuben - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I echo Royce's comments. And I don't care what decade you put because I tend to read the songs more than scrutinize the URL (if you're going to bother to read a song, leave a comment about the song, not whining about the URL). Just my two cents. Sorry for the rant, good job on the song.
Fed Up With Decade Whiners - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Everyone: Rather than replying to decade whiners, just report their comments as inappropriate and Chucky will delete them.
Timmy O'toole - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
HEY!! >:( What the hell happened to the comment I posted yesterday? Why did it get deleted? I didn't say anything nasty in it. (Okay, I may have used a little constructive criticism about spellchecking and capitalized words, but I'm sure my tone was mild.) Could someone please explain to me what's going on here???
Poopie Longstocking - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
How did I miss this wonderful 90s parody back in February? Oh well I think it's great!! So I will vote a perfect 5,5,5 on it!
Fuwid - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Who ever deleted my comment from yesterday had no business doing so. I did not cuss or use any spam in it. I just think it's a good parody that's all.

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