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Song Parodies -> "They'll Lose 10 Games"

Original Song Title:

"There'll Be Sad Songs (To Make You Cry)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ocean

Parody Song Title:

"They'll Lose 10 Games"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

We all know it now: Teams like the Arizona Cardinals and Cincinnati Bengals will lose at least ten games almost every season. (At least, the Bengals almost made the playoffs last year.)
Sometimes I wonder looking at the scoreboard
If the Bengals will win it
Cincinnati's losing way too much
Is there another on the horizon
They would just keep on losing
That the Bungles are just what they are

I stop and pray for them to win especially
And I look at the standings hoping for a miracle

They'll lose 10 games, and make you cry
Bad teams often do
Like the Bengals and the Cardinals
Saying I hate it (I hate this)

I often wonder how it could be
The Cardinals with stars who still get nowhere fast
In Arizona, they pay the price
By losing a lot, it's what the Cardinals still do

The Cardinals are just another losing team
And nobody cares for them, they're breaking hearts everywhere

They'll lose 10 games, and make you cry
Bad teams often do
Like the Bengals and the Cardinals
Saying I hate it, oh

They'll lose 10 games, and make you cry
Bad teams often do
Like the Bengals and the Cardinals
Saying I hate it

Ooh, ooh, ooh...oh, mm-mmm...

Search for a winner, something that's better
You're better off looking in a new place

I stop and pray for them to win especially
And I look at the standings hoping for a miracle

They'll lose 10 games, and make you cry
Bad teams often do
Like the Bengals and the Cardinals
Saying I hate it, oh no

They'll lose 10 games (They'll lose 10 games)
And make you cry, bad teams often do
Like the Bengals and the Cardinals
Saying I hate it (I hate this)

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, Doo doo doo doo doo
Whoa...oh...oh, saying I hate it...I hate this...

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