Song Parodies -> Don't Eat The Baked Beans They're Making You Fart

Original Song Title:

"Get Out Of My Dreams Get Into My Car"

Original Performer:

Billy Ocean

  
Parody Song Title:

"Don't Eat The Baked Beans They're Making You Fart"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

Hey you,they're making you fart
Who me?
Yes you,they're making you fart
Nooooooooo. Aah! Hey!

You're buying Bush's
Baked beans today?
They made me so
Constipated
Crazy farts will soar
Back for more
I hate the beans
That are so baked
Hey baked bean eaters
Oh for Pete's sake
I'm not a baked bean eater
Cannot stand a chance
They taste so terrible
Out of hand

Don't eat the baked beans
They're making you fart
Don't eat the baked beans
Those beans will get you crazy
They're making you fart
[fart fart] ewww...
You're out of your mind?
Don't eat them please
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey [fart] you [fart]
They're making you fart

No Bush's!

You gave me a
Tuna Casserole
But it's too obscene
With the red beans [burping]
Hey,let's make a deal
Make it real
I hate the beans that
Really make me fart
Don't care if they're
Good for my heart
I'm not a baked bean eater
Cannot stand a chance
They taste so horrible
Out of hand

Don't eat the baked beans
They're making you fart
Don't eat the baked beans
Those beans will get you crazy
They're making you fart
[fart fart] ewww...
You're out of your mind?
Don't eat them please
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey [fart] you [fart]
They're making you fart
Oh baby, lets go!

I said don't eat them now!
(no I hate them)
Tasted so foul
(you guys ate them)

Ewww...[fart] ewww...[fart]
Ewww...[fart] ewww...[fart]

Aw no!!!

Oooh nooo ewww....

I hate the beans
That are so baked
Hey baked bean eaters
Oh for Pete's sake
I'm not a baked bean eater
Cannot stand a chance
They taste so terrible
Out of hand

Don't eat the baked...don't eat the baked...
Nooooooooo!
Don't eat the baked beans
They're making you fart
Don't eat the baked beans
Those beans will get you crazy
They're making you fart
[fart fart] ewww...
You're out of your mind?
Don't eat them please
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey [fart] you [fart]
They're making you fart
Oh baby, lets go!
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Agrimorfee - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Completely childish, but that's what makes it so endearing. Makes me feel like a 9yearold all over again. :)
carol - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment
this was enjoyable

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