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Song Parodies -> "Karaoke Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Caribbean Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Ocean

Parody Song Title:

"Karaoke Queen"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

She dashed by me
To the song ma-chine

And all heads turned
'Cause she'd cough and scream

Man, she stinks, she'll kill flies!
I threw up chunder--she's to blame!

(Mmm, yeah!)

(OWW!)

She sang "Eye of The Tiger"
She's causing us pain!


Karaoke Queen!
Now you're sharing your lame scream!

But your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!


I lose my food
When she steps up to croon!

And my headache's incited
Just from her perfume!

Electric cries
That you can't ignore!

She'll thrash and burble like never before!

(Mmm!)

I was in search of a good time,
Some beers with my friends, yeah!

She made us nauseous, churnin' out her sli-i-i-i-i-ime, yea-eah!


Karaoke Queen! (Oh no! No! NO!)
Now you're blaring your lame scream! (Don' want it, no! NO!)

But your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!

Karaoke Queen! (Ho, whoah, NO! NO!)
Now we're hear-ing you fla-ming! (Oh no a-whoah-a-NO!)

And your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!

(Nnn-nnn! No more! Yeah, yeah!)


( instrumental with bad karaoke voice-over )


Karaoke Queen! (Oh no please no please NO!)
Now you're sharing your lame scream, (You blow blow blow blow BLOW!)

As you fart and bleat and hum ---
--- no more jugs of Blue Nun!

Karaoke Queen!
Now we're daring to say, "PLEASE!!"

"Shut your mouth and go make some ---
--- oral love to a gun!"

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Royce Miller - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny title and parody, Johnny.
alvin rhodes - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Kristof Robertson - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"Shut your mouth and go make some --- --- oral love to a gun!" .....bit extreme, dontcha think, JD? :-) 555
AFW - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
dktos...but this is far out ...
Red Ant - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Haven't heard TOS in a while but I know exactly how you feel when some people karaoke. ' oral love to a gun'?Nah, I just wish the mic would short out and electrocute them a little. Then again the one time I tried to karaoke "Unchained Melody" it sounded like somebody being electrocuted, especially when I tried to hit the " I-I-I NEED " part. 5s.
Rick C - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Johnny! I've heard some really poor singers try their hand at karaoke. This describes it perfectly.....5s
Johnny D - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce, alvin, Kristof, AFW, Red Ant, and Rick C.
Tim Hall - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Nowadays, every Las Vegas casino has karaoke, but Ellis Island has the best. 5's!
Johnny D - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim.

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