Well She Met A Guy Named Allen Brown
And They Met In A Drugstore In Town
Up In Canada They Don't Have Time
Filling Out Papers
Dancing In Line
Well Her Father Told The Teacher You're Bad
Spend Their Weekends Down In The White House
Then Her Mother Saw A UFO
Aliens Were Dancing
Danced To Them Slow
And She's Living There With Allen Brown

But The President Was Beaten Down
And The Dog And Cats Were Hard To Play With

Hey Hey

I See Her There With Allen Brown
For The Plane Heading For London
For The Grades Our Teachers Gave
If He Kissed Her
If They Catched A Wave
But The Principal Was Very Mad
Very Angry Like Allen's Dad
No All They Wanted Was A Soft Drink
Pepsi Or Coke
And Stars That Twink
And The Burp Came From Alan Brown

But They Taken All The Girls From Las Vegas
And The Casino Guards Took Them Away

Every Child Had Some Flu Shots
To Prevent Them From Not Smoking Pot
Something Happend On The Way To Mike's Place
They Said They Had A Beer Spilled In My Face

Well I'm Talking Here With Allen Brown
It's Hard To Keep The Young Man Down
I Won't Be Getting Up Tonight

And I'm Getting Mad Today
And She's Living Here With Allen Brown