-> "He's Always a Clipboard QB"
Original Song Title:
"She's Always a Woman to Me" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"He's Always a Clipboard QB"
He steps under center, scans the D with his eyes.
They can come with a blitz and he won't recognize.
He is Alex Van Pelt. He is Rohan Davey.
He throws like a girl cuz he's only a clipboard QB.
He weighs 145. Can he be any shorter?
And there is no suspense when you hit the fourth quarter.
As he throws his next deep-out, his fifth INT,
Yeah, you swear to your God, but he's always a clipboard QB.
OH! he will go three for twelve.
He looks scared on the field.
It just isn't his time.
OH! He will never give up.
But he is forty-two.
He is way past his prime.
Yeah his college stats show that he can be terrific.
Until you realize that he went to Pacific.
Put McNown in the game. It's an L guarentee.
Blame it on the O-line, but he's always a clipboard QB.
OH! He earns way more than us
To remember to bring
All his stuff to the game.
OH! That's a stylish ball cap.
He might hold for a kick.
It's his one claim to fame.
He is never maligned when he stays out the way.
And he is rarely expected to come save the day.
And unless you're the ageless wonder Doug Flutie
Your single season's check could feed all of Iraq
But you're still just a clipboard QB.
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