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Song Parodies -> "Chinatown Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy joel

Parody Song Title:

"Chinatown Girl"

Parody Written by:

Kristian

The Lyrics

NJOY this only a joke no racism intended
chinatown girl
She's been living in her Asian world
I bet she never had an English guy
I bet that that would make her mama cry

I'm gonna pay for a Chinatown girl
She's been living in her Anime world
As long as anyone with chopstix can
And now she's looking for a real hot man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from feng shui
And when she wakes up
And has noodles for breakfast time

She'll see I'm not so gruff just because
I'm in love with an Chinatown girl
You know I've seen her in her Bejing world
She's getting tired of her pokemon toys
And all her presents from her japanese boys
She's got a choice

Chinatown girl
You know I'd really like to meet her girls
But maybe someday when my tip comes in
She'll understand that spring rolls are my thing
And then I'll win

And when she's walking, she's looking so fine
And when she's talking, she'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough, just because
I'm in love with a Chinatown girl
She's been living in her Mandarin world
As long as anyone with Dim Sims
And now she's looking for a down to earth man
That's what I am

Chinatown girl, she's my Chinatown girl
You know I'm in love with a Chinatown girl

My Chinatown girl, You know I'm in love
With a Chinatown girl, My Chinatown girl
You know I'm in love, With a Chinatown girl
My Chinatown girl
NJOY

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Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Like Chinese food itself, this made me hungrier than I was before. I hope you get better than this. It's almost unavoidable.
2nz - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
WOW. I know you called 'no racism' right before the parody, but seriously man. It's really funny...but it's also really racist. Regardless of what you 'intended' here. Bear in mind that I say this with a big smile on my face because I don't know you and this is my first impression of you. Almost top marks, but I'm gonna get some of my asian friends to double-check the lines and see how accurate they are. Later.
Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Shoulda changed one letter and made it "Chinktown Girl"--it's catchier, it's way more offensive, and most importantly, since Asians are a very nonvocal and well-behaved minority you pretty much get away with it. Anyway, excellent grammar; no spelling errors or anything that I noticed.
Leah Lockhart - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, this was a good idea but a little over the top with the stereotypes. Thanks for checking out the censorship boundaries though!
the author - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
By the Way I'am ASIAN and u don't see me complaining. I'm just out there 2 be an amatur Wierd Al
Leah Lockhart - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
OK, I feel compelled to clarify... I actually think its a good thing to poke fun at stereotypes as long as the intention is to bring people together in reflecting on our weird society. (Heck... I got one in the same vein on the way myself). I just mean that towards the end, it started to be a little much. And you have to also keep in mind that none of us know who you are or have any context for where you are coming from. Anyway, keep writing, you've got a knack for this based on what I've seen!

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