Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "These Are the Guys Who Dismember"

Original Song Title:

"This Is the Time to Remember"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"These Are the Guys Who Dismember"

Parody Written by:

Andrew William Hill

The Lyrics

This parody was meant more to be informative than humorous.
John Wayne Gacy's crawlspace had a funny smell
His wife didn't question, but it's just as well
They didn't know everything this man could do
Like rape 33 young boys and kill them to

These are the guys who dismember
That we don't want to remember
This is the country that spawned them
Then we made bad movies on them
These are the guys
Sadistic and deranged
We often sentence them to die
But what if we could find out why...

Young Jeffrey Dahmer lived a lonely life
Got rid of the bodies with a fork and knife
Then there's the old and feeble Albert Fish
Parts of young children were his favorite dish

These are the guys who dismember
That we don't want to remember
This is the country that spawned them
Then we made bad movies on them
These are the guys
Sadistic and deranged
They rape and kill and terrorize
What evil lurks behind their eyes?

Sometimes it's so easy to call them sick
Call them strange
It's almost as easy to call them insane
But what if we stopped all these madmen from losing their minds
By finding out what drives the psychotic brain?

Henry Lee Lucas, a drifter full of wrath
He murdered all those who were in his path
And Theodore Bundy was cute and smart
And a sexual sadist who tore girls apart

These are the guys who dismember
That we don't want to remember
This is the country that spawned them
Then we made bad movies on them
These are the guys
Sadistic and deranged
We often sentence them to die
But what if we could find out why...

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   6
 6
 6
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel8.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 503