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Song Parodies -> "Comic Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Comic Fan"

Parody Written by:

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The Lyrics

overpriced okay so i know it's onl one lyric but who cares. Ill sell it to you for 1000
I walked in to see that fat tub-o-lard
Selling overpriced stuff again
There's the very first Issue of Super-man
Cost one Bilion and two eighty nine

Now Im not expert but I can see,
that this kind of thing dumb, makes me frown
I could buy it , but I couldnt read it,
Otherwise, the value, would go down.

Lalalala didida
lalalalalala
alalalalala
lalalalalalalalalal HACK COUGH

Sell me some stuff your the comic man
Sell me some new trading cards,
you may be fat but i bet deep inside,
Theres enough nerd to be a retard.

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Pacing: 2.0
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Overall Rating: 1.0

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Guy DiRito - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
It was good but short. A few more verses with the same pace like the original song and I would have upped my score for it.
Kate - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
...it's interesting, becausethe pacing of 'you're the comic man' fits so much better than the original phrase "you're the Piano man'...It came out sounding like 'your thipinoman' ...anyway, not bad, but it was a tad to bluntly-rude for my tastes.
wdh - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
You have a good idea going, but you just simply don't have enough words for it to be rated really well. Work on it some more
Wild Man - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
It was a good comedy piece. I would of liked to read more.

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