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Song Parodies -> "My Resignation Address"

Original Song Title:

"All For Leyna"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"My Resignation Address"

Parody Written by:

Donald J. Trump

The Lyrics

...APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
I grabbed me some snacks
Jumped to the couch
Looking to watch Netflix, was stoked
For Stranger Things, I was inclined
They gave me a fright
Instead it was
Just that crapfest Pal Blart, Mall Cop
That’s quite a prank, I was caught blind, whoa

A funny thing they did do
We’re talkin’ ‘bout April Fool’s Day
A silly trick played on you
And it’s happening April Fool’s Day
What other things can they do
During this April Fool’s Day?

I went to a speech
Sign shown outside
Promised to show how stocks
Could help me save
Get rich, not poor
Not what was quite planned
Started at 5
Turned out to be a speech for soup
What a bad trick, it was a bore, whoa

There’s nothing better to do?
Might play tricks on you April Fool’s Day
My song rhyme might be askew
But it’s fitting in April Fool’s Day
This action someday I’ll rue
But it’s all done for April Fool’s Day

Yes, we are all Fools
Family and friends
There are so many tricky minds
Now watch what you eat—
Is that Cream Of Wheat?
Someone is out to fool ya one more time!

Now, I’m in my room
Surfing YouTube
Come to a clip that says it’s dropped
‘The Last Jedi’, fully online
So, I sit in the dark
Waiting for it
But it is Two Girls And A Cup!
Oh bloody hell, got me that time!

Big trollings all that they do
It happens all April Fool’s Day
Paint my fingernails blue
While I’m napping on April Fool’s Day
Put bubble gum in my shoe
That’s the doings on April Fool’s Day…
!yaD s'looF lirpA...!yaD s'looF lirpA...!yaD s'looF lirpA...
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Donald J. Trump - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
This is, by far, the greatest parody ever written, yet no one has commented on it, and some fool, very likely from the Fake News Media bank, has voted it 111. Meanwhike, cheers and plaudits are heaped on the Hillary-run DEM sympathizers. SAD!
Donald J. Trump - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
And this parody has been hacked, too. I don't know who this Agrimorfee is and why he has inserted a copyright notice on MY PARODY!! The Special Counsel should be looking into THAT. NO COLLUSION! #MAKEAMIRIGHTGREATAGAIN
Peter Andersson - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Very smart to run this ahead of April 01, there's gonna be so many DJT said/tweeted this/that that we'll lose count (yes, over here too) - but you them all to it! HUUUGE!
Matthias - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Nice practical joke here Agrimorfee! At first I thought you weren’t able to get both parodies done in time but I should have known better. You got me!
JAB - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Meta-phorical.
Peregrin - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Best fake parody ever. You were a-fired :) The joke was on us! I would give you 5s but I am tweeting them to you instead! :)
Claude Prez - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Congratulations, Mr. President! You get the prize for using the only Billy Joel song I personally do not know and also makes me think of Bon Jovi's "Runaway" (which came years later but who cares). Anyway, Mr. President, you'll be happy to know that I think that this parody that you wrote ALL BY YOURSELF is really good! What a talented president you are! In conclusion, please try not to be so modest when discussing your accomplishments in the future. Really, it's okay to "toot your own horn" from time to time; no really, you deserve it! Thank you sir, it's been an honor!
Hill 'N' Billy - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Hill says: "Deplorables, there's homophobes, deep-state-a-phobes, fake-news-and-fake-weather-a-phobes, xenophobes, you name it"... "I won the popular vote; I should be in that Oval Office"... "The rust belt is actually those Appalachains who wash their pants with the belts still on them and wash their shirts with the suspenders still on them and can't understand why the belt buckles and suspenders are totally rusty"... "Those ridge runners stabbed me in the back clinging to their guns and Bibles" They aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer because they are all rusty from leaving them in their pockets when they do their by-yearly laundry"...

"I belong at 1600 PA Ave; not The Donald"... "Oh my how the time (yawn) does fly when you are stewing in your own juices"... "Have to run along now, I'm late for my 3rd nap of the day".



Billy says: "I just found out that harass is not two words but only one; I like the two word version better. I'll get the deep state to fix Mr. Webster's definition of the word and have all the dictionaries changed to reflect this"...

"And to think I could have been the first, first gentleman if it wasn't for those rust belt folk and the troublesome electorial college, NOT! Don't tell Hill but I was really pulling strings against her getting the office"... BTW I need the deep state to tweak the definition of "is" as Mr. Daniel Webster defines it... I'll get a 2-fer they owe me big time for all I have done for them".







The-eh the-eh the-eh That's all folks.
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Ah, the meta-gag, Agri! An april fools day parody masked as its own april fools day prank. It's like one of those recursion puzzles. I've never been tricked into watching a speech on soup, but oh, the number of times I've had my nails painted blue! Sheesh, you'd think I'd learn - 555
The Donald - March 30, 2018 - Report this comment
Ban shredded cheese, make America grate again.
Agrimorfee - March 31, 2018 - Report this comment
I may have overdone the joke, thank goodness you guys noted my in-character Comments! Thanks for the praise (and for being good sports).

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