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Song Parodies -> "Skin-Dive Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Skin-Dive Girl"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

The Japanese sub-culture of the Ama are known of their ability to mimic dolphins and dive deep. Interestingly, women make better divers than men because of their greater body fat percentage.
Skin-dive girl -
She lives by diving underwater world
She's retrieving all the sponges and pearls
I bet her mama, she did teach her dive -

I'd like to live like a skin-dive girl
I'd like to move in the Nippon world
I'd like to swim with the dolphins and fish
and have most fresh sushi for dish -
That's what I wish -

And when she plunges
She can stay there long time
And when she comes up
She'll brings up the pearls she'll find

I'd like to dive as deep -
Just because
I'd like to be like a skin-dive girl

You know I've seen the underwater world
and all the wonders of the oceans deep
I'd like to live where the swell does sweep
feel spring and neap -

Skin-dive girl
she'll dive the abalone, sponge and pearls
and her skills just will improve with age -
eighty's not too late

And when she's older
she won't need no nursing home
She'll dive just bolder
she just keeps going on

I'd like to dive as deep -
Just because
I'd like to be like a skin-dive girl

Skin-dive girl -
She lives by diving underwater world
She's retrieving all the sponges and pearls
I bet her mama, she did teach her dive -

I'd like to live like a skin-dive girl
I'd like to move in the Nippon world
I'd like to swim with the dolphins and fish
and have most fresh sushi for dish -
That's what I wish -

Skin-dive girl
I'd like to be just like her
You know I'd want to be
like a skin-dive girl

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Rob Arndt - March 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Why doesn't that carry over to Olympic records vs men and combat diving? 5s... but...???
Jonathan - March 04, 2016 - Report this comment
water you saying? 5's
Patrick - March 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Maybe you can parachute into the water. Would make a good youtube video.
Susanna Viljanen - March 05, 2016 - Report this comment
According to Ian Fleming, James Bond got Kissy Suzuki pregnant in the book "You Only Live Twice". Now THAT's an idea...
Susanna Viljanen - March 05, 2016 - Report this comment
Patrick, don't dare me, I might... :-) Seriously, we were instructed never to land on water. It is immensely hazardous and tangling with the lines and/or canopy means easily danger by drowning. [Even if you were an ama.]
Rob Arndt - March 06, 2016 - Report this comment
Wrong again Susanna. In WW2, German pilots and Fallschirmjaeger carried Fallmesser knives to cut lines in trees, cut tangled chutes, and to cut in a water landing like in the Channel, off Crete, and elsewhere. Post WW2, both the Bundeswehr and NVA of the DDR used Kappmessers for same purposes. Russian Spetsnaz has similar knife and all special forces of major powers train in HALOS which combines HALO jumps with water landings and scuba gear! There are also Special quick release harnesses to drop into water should a parachutist drift away from a LZ. A wingchutist can also land on water. FYI

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