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Song Parodies -> "Kitchen Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Kitchen Girl"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

Kitchen Girl;
Her Name Is Jessica;
She's Only 6 Years Old;
White Jersey And Blue Overalls;

She's A Kitchen Girl;
She Has Nice Blue Eyes;
Her Name Is Jessica;
She's From Daddy's Little Girl;
From Sylvanian Families;

And When She Walks Into The Kitchen;
She Just Walks Around;
And When She Stands Up;
She Just Walks Into The Kitchen;

She'll Sy She Wants To Stay 6;
Just Like Her Friend Penny
From Fool's Gold;

Kitchen Girl;
She Is 6 Years Old Forever;
She Is 6, And Will Still Be 6;
She Will Always Be 6;

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh;
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh;

Kitchen Girl
You Know Jessica Is 5 Forever;
And Her Friend Penny;
She's From Fool's Gold
Penny Is 7 Forever;

Jessica Is From Daddy's Little Girl;
Her Friend Penny Is From Fool's Gold;
Jessica Is 6 Years Old Forever;
And Penny Is 7 Years Old Forever;

Kitchen Girl;
Her Name Is Jessica;
She's From Daddy's Little Girl;
From Sylvanian Families;

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh;
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh;

Kitchen Girl;
She's A Kitchen Girl;
Yes She Is;
Kitchen Girl;
She's A Kitchen Girl;
Yes She Is;

(repeat to end)

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