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Song Parodies -> "Fremen Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Fremen Girl"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I was Doomed or Duned to write this ;-)
Oh, Oh, Fremen girl,
Who's been living on a hostile world
I dreamt of her on Caladan many nights
Visions of water and of blue spice sight

I fell in love with a Fremen girl
Arrakis is such a desolate world
Duke Leto murdered by the Harkonnens
As “Muad'Dib” I can unite the clans
That's who I am

And when she knows that
I've made up my mind
Then we'll make love
She'll be my concubine

She'll see that I am tough
Worm-riding rough
I'm in love with a Fremen girl
Armed her people with Weirding modules
Destroying Harkonnens with killing noise
Padishah Emperor has no choice
Irulan married, but Chani's my choice

Oh, Oh

Fremen girl
The Great Houses of the Landsraad are foiled
That's the reason for political union
The Princess and I will have no children
My “Desert Spring” (Sihaya)

And while we're walking
And my eyes so shine
My heart does the talking
And she knows she's mine

She knows that I am tough
Worm-riding rough
I'm in love with a Fremen girl
Armed her people with Weirding modules
Destroying Harkonnens with killing noise
Padishah Emperor has no choice
Irulan married, but Chani's my choice

Oh, Oh

Fremen Girl
On this dry Dune world
I know I'm in love
With a Fremen girl
This dry Dune world
I know I'm in love
With a Fremen girl
Spice essence world
I'm in love with a Fremen girl

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Jonathan - May 27, 2014 - Report this comment
don't know much about the source material in fact I had to look it up but I couldn't resist making another horrible pun "ahem" you... what have you dune? 5's
Rob Arndt - May 28, 2014 - Report this comment
Thnx Jon... yeah, the book, movie, and series are a cult phenom and esp. the Lynch version. Oh boy, the days of Sean Young!
E-Jhey - June 10, 2014 - Report this comment
I liked the pace of it. It was so easy to sing when I tried it even for the first time. I admit that I have never read Dune Universe, but even if I did not understand the meaning of the song, I still enjoyed singing it somehow. Good job.

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