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Song Parodies -> "Wildling Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Wildling Girl"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Wildling girl -- you burn and pillage in your wildling world
I bet you never had a Night’s Watch guy
I bet that vow I took will be a lie
Oh well I tried

Wildling girl -- you want to take me for a wild thing whirl
But that’s a problem because you got caught
I’m sposed to kill you but you’re way too hot
Oops I forgot

And when she’s killin’ she’s feelin’ so fi-yi-yine
And when we’re sleepin’ she’s seekin’ to gri-yi-yind
Yes folks my life is rough
Just because
I hooked up with a

Wildling girl -- it’s super freezing in your wildling world
But if we’re lucky although life’s unfair
We’ll find a way convenient hot tub lair
Up here somewhere

And when she’s naked, she makes up my mi-yi-yind
My body’s eighteen, but my brain is ni-yi-yine
My friends are all so f*cked
Just because
I got lucky with a

Wildling girl -- here we are living in your wildling world
Since cupid shot you with his love crossbow
You think we’ll be together down the road
But you got Snowed

Ygrittes......I've had a few.............

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Pacing: 2.8
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Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 24

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Matthias - May 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't know who is uno-bombing everybody today but I'll balance the score out even though I have no idea what a Wildling Girl is. Game of Thrones? I dunno I was totally lost but its good to have you back even if today's parody didn't blow me away like most of your parodies do.
Callmlelennie - May 23, 2014 - Report this comment
I've been on the go the whole damn day, or i would have responded earlier. Good one, Claude!! I also did one about Ygritte last year, called "Ygritte Love" based on the OS "Dirty Love" by Frank Zappa
Leough - May 23, 2014 - Report this comment
555 - I haven't watched TV since the mandatory switch to digital, so I had to do some research to figure out what this song was about. Well done!
Claude Prez - May 25, 2014 - Report this comment
Matthias! Good to see you! Thanks! And yes, you should call in sick for a couple days and binge watch GoT; it's like the greatest soap opera ever, except with all the decapitations the others sorely lack. You'll thank me later.......Calmellenie! Thanks! I admit I was hoping you'd see this....not a big Zappa guy but I will check out yours soon..........Leough! Thanks very much! Going to the trouble to research to get my parody is going above and beyond and much appreciated..........and finally, thanks especially to this generation's ones guy; I hate feeling left out so keep it up; it's important work you're doing
Rex - May 25, 2014 - Report this comment
At the speed George R.R. Martin writes, I've been waiting until the series is complete to watch it. But now I may have to start, damn you ;-). By the way, love the "My Way" coda.
Phil Alexander - May 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Surprised you didn't get a "you know nothing, Jon Snurrr" in there, too :-D

..that throwaway final line.. there's definitely a "My Way" Jon Snow parody to be written there. Excellent as always.
Claude Prez - May 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rex and Phil! Yeah, I'm rewatching the series from the beginning now and I kinda wished I'd waited; I was going mostly from memory so I missed some opportunities here. Glad you liked that end part, though
Michael Pacholek - May 31, 2014 - Report this comment
And the most she will do is shoot arrows at you, but she's always a woman to me.

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