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Song Parodies -> "Can't Kill Audrey Hoving"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing with Myself"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Kill Audrey Hoving"

Parody Written by:

The Great Destroyer

The Lyrics

Well, this parody is written from the view of one villain in my new book, a guy named Jordan Portner, AKA Nadroj. He wants to punish Audrey Hoving (the target) with death, but since she's immortal, he can't kill her. This is something he might sing in response to her immortality or something.
Oh, I want to slay the Bowings!
And I want to kill Audrey Hoving.
But I just cannot destroy her
No, my bullets can't hurt her!
I can't kill Audrey Hoving!

And there's nothing that's in sight!
That can smash her prime delight!
And I am just oh, so mad!
Audrey thinks she's just glad
That I can't kill Audrey Hoving!

Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, there's nothing to do!
'Cause she cannot die, woo!
Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!

Well, she's been all over the world!
And she've never had a twirl!
And I just want to destroy her!
But in the end I can't kill her!
I can't kill Audrey Hoving!

No one said she was immortal!
Now I think I need a swirl!
And I just can't punish her!
No that I can kill her!
Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, how I wish she would die!
No, I won't tell no lie!
But I can't kill Audrey Hoving!

(repeat chorus until you're bored)
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