-> "Can't Kill Audrey Hoving"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing with Myself"
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Kill Audrey Hoving"
The Lyrics
Oh, I want to slay the Bowings!
And I want to kill Audrey Hoving.
But I just cannot destroy her
No, my bullets can't hurt her!
I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
And there's nothing that's in sight!
That can smash her prime delight!
And I am just oh, so mad!
Audrey thinks she's just glad
That I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, there's nothing to do!
'Cause she cannot die, woo!
Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Well, she's been all over the world!
And she've never had a twirl!
And I just want to destroy her!
But in the end I can't kill her!
I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
No one said she was immortal!
Now I think I need a swirl!
And I just can't punish her!
No that I can kill her!
Oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, oh, I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
Oh, how I wish she would die!
No, I won't tell no lie!
But I can't kill Audrey Hoving!
(repeat chorus until you're bored)
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