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Song Parodies -> "River of Dreams (River of Pee)"

Original Song Title:

"River of Dreams"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"River of Dreams (River of Pee)"

Parody Written by:

Todd Rickert

The Lyrics

The parody that had to be written. River of Dreams, now a song about wetting the bed. Some of the lyrics fit a little loosely to certain parts, as this was written for my own recording and I know how things are supposed to flow. But for the most part, the parts match up pretty well. Enjoy!
In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
My pajamas are wet
From a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
But I didn't do that
And now I wish that I had

And even though I knew my bladder was full
I went to bed without visiting the porcelain bowl
I thought I could hold it in through most of the night
but as I just found out, I've been the soaking floor

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
I turned a case of beer
into a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
'cause now everything's wet
and my girlfriend woke up

I don't know why I turned out all of the lights
But now I'm tired and I'm not getting up anymore
I dreamed of Eden and a demon and a stream
and now my legs are getting wetter than they were before

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
It just gushed on out
like a river of pee

I should have peed in the toilet
before I went to bed
But I didn't do that
And now I wish that I had

In the middle of the night

I'm not sure why I didn't go piss
God knows it's not the first time I've gone to the can
Strip off my sheets, so late I can't believe
I'm doing laundry, now I'm cranky and mad.

In the middle of the night
I go wizzing in my sheets
instead of in a restroom
There's a river of pee

It soaks down to the box-spring
To the floor underneath
my downstairs neighbor just called
to see if I've got a leak

In the middle of the night
Soon to be recorded by Fourth Grade Security Risk

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Hu's On First - June 23, 2012 - Report this comment
Bob Rivers also recorded a "River of Pee" song, but his was different (his parody was about waking up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, rather than wetting your sheets while you're still asleep). Good job though; this song may be about #1 but it's getting 5's from me!

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