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Song Parodies -> "We Wouldn't Trust Them Liars!"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"We Wouldn't Trust Them Liars!"

Parody Written by:

Jeff in Richmond VA

The Lyrics

The Republican Party has given us so much material to work with this past 3 years, that this parody was a snap. I wanna' get it recorded and upload it to YouTube and maybe get someone in the DNC to see it. Wouldn't that be great? This could be the Democrat Party theme song for 2012.......THE REPUBLICANS JUST LIE AND LIE AND LIE AND LIE..........
Eric Cantor, Tom DeLay, Ted Nugent, N.R.A.,
"Contract with America"; Marco Rubio
Joe the Plumber, War on Women, Etch-a-Sketch, contraception
BP oil blowout in the Gulf of Mexico

Tea Party, Karl Rove, John Kyl, vaginal probes
Herman Cain, 9-9-9, "No Child Left Behind"
David Vitter, Chris Lee, Rudy Giuliani
Filibuster, Buffet Rule, Citizens United!!


We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
No we do not like them
But we're tryin' to fight them


John Ensign paid off, K-Street and Madoff
Banks in trouble, housing bubble, Rupert Murdoch
George Bush and Che-ney, no W M Ds
Never found bin Laden, War in Iraq


Tax Cuts for the Rich, Koch Brothers, Gingrich,
Jim DeMint, abortion ban, Paul Ryan's budget plan,
Rick Perry: hypocrite, Rick Snyder's full of sh*t,
Norquist, tax-pledge, obstruction in the Congress


We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
No we do not like them
But we're tryin' to fight them


Ann has 2 Cadillacs; Mitt's not paying any tax
Wall Street meltdown, run the b*st*rds out of town
Orin Hatch, Terry Wood, Defund Planned Parenthood
Santorum, Allen West, "Obama is a Socialist"!!


Joe Wilson, "You Lie!", John Boehner's gonna' cry
Death Panels, Bob Dole, Limbaugh is an a**hole,
Fox News insanity, Glenn Beck and Hannity,
Wisconsin recall....., Scott Walker's gonna' fall!!


We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
No we do not like them
But we're tryin' to fight them


"Cure the Gay" Bachmann, drilling in the park lands
Karl Rove was Bush's Brain; Sarah Palin, John McCain
Jan Brewer, "Papers Please", Big Oil Subsidies
Keystone, tar sands, Gotta' ban abortion!
Ron Paul, Obamacare, Romney is a millionaire
Every day, they won't say, why the rich don't have to pay..!!


We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
No we do not like them
But we're tryin' to fight them


Birth control a mortal sin?, Willard Romney back again,
Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Goldman Sachs, SuperPacs,
Mark Sanford, Roger Ailes, "walk the appalachian trail"
Start a war with Iran, while we're in Afghanistan,


Fat Cats, empty suits, "Sandra Fluke a prostitute"??,
Bob McDonnell, Mitch McConnell, Bill O'Reilly, Cayman Isles,
BP Oil on the shore, Michigan has martial law,
Bust the Unions, screw the poor, we can't take this anymore!!


We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
But when this song is done
Will the lies go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on..............

We wouldn't trust them liars
And it isn't funny, they get all that money
The GOP's full of liars
No we do not like them
But we're tryin' to fight them

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Anon - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
You need to be in a straitjacket.
Jeff in Richmond - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Anon is angry because this all true and funny as hell. If it were about Democrats, he would be all 5-5-5
constitution guy - April 30, 2012 - Report this comment
good parody but as for LIARS? lets look at campaign promices of the odumbinator * troops home by aug 2010 - nope. * instead he starts a lybian war.* critisises but KEEPS the patriot act, no changes there. * most transparent administration? wrong-o. *only after they lose for lying in novenmber will these crooks be transparent however their destruction shall remain for years. your kids will understand as they pay for it. thanks liberals. back to LIARS.. the 2700 page money grab from taxes, new penalties, and laws wasnt even read but it did bail out his supporters. * no abortions funded in it? wrong-o and now he's making catholics fund abortions which they oppose spiritually. *cut the national debt? nope, *worst spender in the history of america to bail out his supporters and buy votes with. * lower the umemployment percentage? nope, instead got them out of the work field by giving them a longer money grab period so they lay down the search and still it's above 8% even with buying them out.*then he campaigns against club gitmo and keeps it open, just another lie to fool stupid demoncrat voters. *uses what bush dug up from gitmo and acts like a hero after bush basically parralysed bin laden and saddam and took all the credit at first . still wanna talk lies? * worse than odumba is that NONE of his supporters have the integrity to expose this marxist liar or admit that he lied. sure, let's talk about lies that are the demise of america. as i always say, if only the conservative voters police their dirty dogs, we all get took over by government like what hitler did, same exact thing here but only the liberals enable it here.
Phil Alexander - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Actually quite surprised only one 1-vote so far :-) Very well-written.
Patrick - May 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Well written parody of a tough song. As election draws nearer maybe we'll see more of these.
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I should have seen and fived this months ago. In late 2004, I tried "We Gotta Get Bush Fired," but, sadly, it didn't take.

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