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Song Parodies -> "We Vegans Are Right"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"We Vegans Are Right"

Parody Written by:

Vegan Minstrel

The Lyrics

Friday night I trashed your meat party. Saturday I said I'm not sorry.
Sunday came and i trashed your meat party again.
It wasn't just for fun. I was trying to help you bums,
trying to help you make a healthy change

Landed in your animal fat zone, waded through your pig-sty alone.
Tried to keep my cool but then i screamed.
I suffered at your dive to try to keep you alive,
and all that you could say is i'm extreme

You may be right. Vegans may be extreme,
but our way beats having your chest cut open for heart surgery
Now that's extreme if you ask me
Vegans aren't wrong, oh you know, we vegans are right

Oh, remember how I found you there nauseous on your sofa chair
No joke that i told you could make you smile
You were so desperate for health, i said for God's sake, "Go vegan"
'Cause you sure need some healing for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to find a diet to satisfy you
They were all just crazy money makers
What's crazy and true is that the best diet for you
is free with the easiest recipes to bake

You may be right. Vegans may be extreme,
but our way beats having your chest cut open for heart surgery
Now that's extreme if you ask me
Vegans aren't wrong, oh you know, we vegans are right

Vegans are right, we vegans are right

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vegan minstrel - May 02, 2012 - Report this comment
song & lyrics posted karaoke style at bit.ly/we-vegans-are-right
Ron Swanson - May 19, 2012 - Report this comment
VENISON JERKY:

1 1/2 lbs. lean meat

1/3 tsp. garlic powder

1 tsp. Accent

1/4 c. Worcestershire sauce

1 tsp. seasoned salt

1/3 tsp. black pepper

1 tsp. onion powder

1/4 c. soy sauce

Trim off all fat. Cut meat with the grain into 1/8 to 1/4 inch slices. (It is easier to cut if meat is partially frozen.) Mix all seasonings together and coat meat with the mixture. Marinate overnight. Lay strips of marinated meat in single layer on oven racks (place foil underneath to catch drips). Dry at 140 degrees for 6 to 8 hours until as chewy as desired

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