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Song Parodies -> "An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)"

Original Song Title:

"An Innocent Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"An Innocent Man (As OJ Pleads)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I added a few things,At least i think that I didI don't know too much aboutthe whole OJ SImpson thing,I just decided to take a swing at it
Blood it is stained
Spilled all over my floor
If there's a chance of me getting jailed
Then I'll be damned straight down to hell
And I hope my trial all ends well
Some people think that I am guilty
And they're angered for I am a fool
It's coincidence
So I'll just ell 'em a lie

I know there' blood all over my house
Blood on the rug, even blood on the mouse
Somebody, I killed them
The truth I'm not above
'Cos I lie that I killed my "love"
I've been denying I could ever kill
I'm not above anything
To tell another lie if I can
Some people see through the jury's eyes
Before they ever did see my gun
I'm only willing to tell some lies
Because I am an innocent man
Oh yes I am (yeah right)

Some people do not believe me
Another murder I'll commit after dark
Because they only know too much, oh well
They heard the news tell them before
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead I've got blood on my bed
Sometime I find it's easier to lie
Then to wait for my whore
I know you don't wanna hear what I say
I know you're gonna accuse me anyway
But you know that she did not survive
I can't keep her alive
I'm not above telling more lies once again
I'm not above falsehoods at my trial
If you're cruel to me, I don't understand

Some people run from jury duty
Some people figure I can never win
And although this is a fight I can't loose
The accused is an innocent man
Oh yes I am an innocent man

You know I'd only lie to a certain point
I guess you know about my bag full of joints
That is your decesion and I'm not below
Anybody I know
If there's a chance of ending these trials
I'm not above putting a knife in your heart
To find out where my sentece begins

Some people hope for a gavel to fall
But they all know another hearing is near
But I'm not willing to tell how she died
Because I am an innocent man
I am an innocent man
Oh yes I am an innocent man

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