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Song Parodies -> "Chocolate Easter Egg Buyer"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolate Easter Egg Buyer"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

Happy Easter.
Kitkat Chunky,
Milky Way,
Malteasers,
Milk Tray.
Have a Picnic,
Walnut Hershey's,
A Nestle Rolo.

Curlywurly,
Chocolate raisins,
Chocolate Fingers,
Indecision,
Easter's here!
Easter's here!
Buy a Mint Aero!

Battenberg,
Yum, yum.
Galaxy,
Honeycomb,

Fredo
In King Size.
Give these chocolate
-Bars a try!

Chocolate power,
Vanilla Cream,
Put down that
Custard Cream!

Marshmallows,
With some Smarties,
Double Decker,
Mint Fry.

Easter chocolate buyer.
Give in to your yearning,
There'll be no returning.
Easter chocolate buyer.
Even if I don't like them,
I'm prepared to try them.

I am starving!
Chocolate roll,
have a nice profiterole!
A clever fella,
Adds Nutella
To his Stick of Rock.

Lion,
Marathon,
For today
My diet's gone.
Coco
Spoonfuls
Easter really rocks.

God bless the
Coco bean,
Even in the
Fry's Mint Cream,

Hot chocolate
In a can,
I just love
This Nestle brand.

Balisto,
Black Forest,
No banana,
Chocolate fest.

Strawberry lace,
Big disgrace.
More Fudge bars, just in case.

Easter chocolate buyer.
I have come to ask you,
'Who is your supplier?'
Easter chocolate buyer.
If I don't like them,
I'm prepared to try them.

Chocolate blocks,
Green and Blacks,
hey you vandal,
give it back!
Matchsticks,
Need to try
Cadbury's Turkish Delight

M&Ms,
Minstrels,
I have lost all self-control.
Stop with the Mother's Pride,
This is the best bar I've tried.

Chocolate Money,
Mars Bar,
Kitkat Chunky,
Toffee? Er!
Fruit Loops,
No go,
Salad is a
No No.

Wohoo,
Shout hooray,
I have Ferrero Rocher!

Double Decker,
Bueno,
And a Happy Hippo.

Easter chocolate buyer.
I have come to ask you,
'Who is your supplier?'
Easter chocolate buyer.
If you don't like them,
Be prepared to try them.

Nestle,
Raisin Bran,
All I need is Marzipan.
Texan,
Penguin,
For this nice occasion.

White chocolate-mania,
Easter is my saviour,
Hershey's Kiss,
I missed them,
Start stocking up again.

Fruit Pastel,
Mini eggs,
Belgian Chocolate Sets.
Skittles must be put away,
I cannot afford to pay.

Easter chocolate buyer.
I have come to ask you,
'Who is your supplier?'
Easter chocolate buyer.
If you don't like them,
Be prepared to try them.

A Swiss Roll,
With raisins in,
Wispas have come back again.

Chocolate pot,
Out of stock,
After Eight,
in dark choc.

Yorkie Raisin's
Looking fine,
I could eat them all the time!

Chocolate's melting,
Got to run,
Hey look,
I am covered, man!

Have a Revel,
What's inside?
It's always a
Nice surprise.

Kinder eggs,
Big success,
Snack Pack,
Noisettes.

My favourite's the Hershey's Skor,
Or do I want some Lin-dor?
Easter eggs in a pack of four,
That's what I've been looking for!

Easter chocolate buyer.
I have bought my eggs,
Now I can retire.
Easter chocolate buyer.
Now that I am done,
Bring Easter on, and on, and on, and on, and on.
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Porfle Popnecker - April 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Eggs-cellent job!

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