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Song Parodies -> "Uptight Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Uptight Girl"

Parody Written by:

Lisa Lush

The Lyrics


Oooh...

Uptight girl,
Woke up this morning with a Lesbian girl
Spent last night cruising for a hetro guy
And now she’s thinking that she is loving being Bi
Oooohhh my my…..
I'm gonna try for an uptight girl
She's been living in her heterosexual world
As long as anyone with red blood can
And now she's looking for a woman or a man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants at the time
And when she wakes up
And makes sex no crime

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptight girl
You know I've seen her in her Hetrosexual world
Her mummy dearest is making such a noise
Cause she gets her jollies choosing Gender fluid boys
cause now she's got a choice

Oooh...

Uptight girl
she’s wearing plastic ,leather, silk and spikes and pearls.
And maybe someday when a ship comes in
We’ll pick up sailors and
Wow, the fun we can have then
And then we’ll win

And when she's cruising
She's looking so fine
And when she's choosing
She'll say that she's mine

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptight girl
She'd been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a woman or a man
That's what I am

Oooh...

Uptight girl
She's my Uptight girl
Don't You know I'm in love
With an Uptight girl

My Uptight girl
Don't You know I'm in love
With an Uptight girl
My Uptight girl
Don't You know I'm in love
With Uptight girl
My Bi sexual girl… WAS an Uptight girl

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