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Song Parodies -> "Jason Stands"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Jason Stands"

Parody Written by:

Erik "Taz" Mokracek

The Lyrics

This Song Is About Jason From "The Care Bears Movie"

Jason Stands,
He's From The Care Bears Movie,
Playing on The Playground,
And Walking Around,
The CLassroo And The Hallway,
Jason Stands,
He Stands By His Desk,
And Plays WIth The Toys,
And Has So Much Fun With The Toys,
He's Got A Choice,
And When He Stands Up, He Remains Standing,
For The Rest Of The Day,
And He And Kim Walk To School Each Day,
Look At All The Fun He Has Found,
Playing With The Toys On On The Playground,
Jason Stands,
He Plays Lots Of Fun Games At His School,
And Plays On The Playground,
Look At All The Fun He Has Found,
He Is On The School Playground,
He Runs And Walks,
And Plays On The Monkey Bars,
And The Rings,
He Has So Much Fun,
Until The End Of The Day,
Look At All The Fun He Has Found,
Playing With The Toys On On The Playground,
Jason Stands,
He Stands On His Two Feet,
And Walks Around The Halls,
And His Classroom At his School,
He Can Throw His CHair And Desk In The Dumpster,
And Stand At His School,
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands, Yes Jason Stands (Oh, Yes, He Does)
Jason Stands!

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Stu - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Jason stands at his school. Jason stands at his school. Jason stands at his school. Jason stands at his school. Stu facepalms himself at his computer.
Andria - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria visits AmIRight almost every day. Andria writes parodies on a regular basis. Andria thinks that this parody isn't any good, so she gives the author all 1s.
Below Average Dave - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
No comment on the. . . parody. . .Stu your comment is just hilarious. . .Andria. . .I've never seen you do Cave Man speak, that's funny too. . .
Andria - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Dave, while my comment was indeed funny, I intended it to be more of a follow-on to Stu's comment combined with my disdain of this author's parodies (he reminds me a little of George Hamlinton IV), but I'm glad you enjoyed it. : - )
Jason - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't think he's playing with a full deck guys.
Andria - May 30, 2009 - Report this comment
About the above comment: Is this Jason the website editor and fan of my parodies and comments who wrote this, was it someone pretending to be the "Care Bears Movie" character, or was it someone else who didn't know about said editor's dibs on the name? I'm not trying to attack anyone here, but I'm not sure about which Jason wrote that comment.
white trash - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
parody is bad you guys are write wrap it with tobacco and give to Red Auerbach

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