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Song Parodies -> "She's Nothin' But A Liberal To Me"

Original Song Title:

"Still Rock and Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Nothin' But A Liberal To Me"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody pokes fun at Hillary's behavior, attire, and appearance. The line that goes "And a bright orange suit n' pants" refers to that ugly pant suit she wore at the Democratic Convention last year. This parody is a little better than my "Blue Dress Baby" parody posted a few months ago. I have included some websites below that I found with funny pictures of Hillary so you can better understand what I'm referring to.
What's the matter with the clothes she's wearing?
Can't you tell that her ankles are too wide?
Is she one of them old bag scholars?
Where've you been, you bossy ole dyke?
Why haven't you been gettin' any, honey?
Your eyes are saggy and you look very ugly
Everyone's talkin' 'bout the old crone
Funny, 'cause she's nothin' but a liberal to me

What's the matter with the old bag Hillary?
Can't you tell that she's out of style?
Maybe bring back some Whitewater attire
Bill will jog a Mickey-D mile
Cry baby bitch is so tempermental
Big ego, she thinks she's so monumental
Disgraced, no taste, debased
She's nothin' but a liberal to me

Oh, it doesn't matter what they say in the papers
'Cause she's always been a drama queen
There's an old hag in town
And she's always around - featured on Rosie magazine
She is so obscene

How 'bout a butch dog hair-do
And a bright orange Suit 'N Pants
She could really be an O'Donnell baby
If she just gives it half a chance
Can't expect nothin' from Pelosi the Speaker
Hillary is nothin' but a status seeker
Bitch babe, overpaid, seldom laid
She's nothin' but a liberal to me

What's the matter with the status she's seekin'?
Don't cha know that she's out of touch?
Used to be a straight first lady
Now she's lookin' kinda butch
Don't cha know that you're out of fashion, honey?
All she wants is power and a whole lotta money
She's a bitch babe, overpaid, seldom laid, masquerade
She's nothin' but a liberal to me

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the old crone
Funny, 'cause she's nothin' but a liberal to me
An Actual KFC sign: "Hillary Special- TWO FAT THEIGHS WITH SMALL BREAST & A LEFT WING" [www.dvorak.org/blog?p=4378] BRIGHT ORANGE SUIT N' PANTS - [www.flickr.com/photos/billburke1/ 2802882653] HILLARY AND ELLEN ON PARADE - [www.queerty.com/ellen-and-hill-hanging-out-20070831]

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Hu's On First - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This is horrible, as is your "Obama Got Run Over by a Redneck" song (which I noticed you didn't allow comments on). I honestly don't know why ChuckyG hasn't banned you from this site already. Hillary Clinton is not a lesbian and you know that as well as I do. Enough already.
Your Mom - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree with HOF, this person needs to be banned. He's worse than a mashup of K-Y-L-E and Lindie Terhune.
Mr. Author, listen to me and you listen good: you can't just go bashing people to the third degree like you've been doing; it is one thing to criticize a political figure, but I think you've gone way over the line with this one (and the elmopatsy one which you've resubmitted; the admins took it down in the 1st place because of slander). This one is not only badly paced, but it deliberately makes fun of the females who are holding public office; it is completely sexist. Not clever, not funny at all.
IgnoreHim - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Don't leave comments. It'll just encourage him.
Hedgehog - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Im not sticking up for this author, but if you don't like the parody, then you know what the BACK button is for on your internet browser.
McKludge - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
While this is Chucky's website and he can do with it as he wishes, I think banning should be a last resort.

For one thing, Mom, yes he can go around bashing people to the third degree. Chucky might not let him do it here, but he is free to spew venom as he wishes. Sadly, the way he does it above is unfunny and poorly constructed.

PI, if you want to speak out against Hillary or Democrats or Liberals, that's fine, but this website really isn't the place for it. There are better places for politics, even mean-spirited politics. If you are trying to actually write good parodies, well, you need some help.
Guest - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
No he cannot bash people to the third degree. What did the politicians ever do to him? Nothing, I bet. People have feelings just like you and me and should be treated fairly. Your Mom and HOF are correct; this one goes way over the line and should be disposed of in the circular file. If I were Chuck, that's what I'd do. To "Ignorehim" and "Hedghog": I don't think that's gonna make his paroides go away; some action needs to be taken.
Andria - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This "parodist" seems to have issues with attention-seeking, racial intolerance and name-calling, and he/she will, IMO, probably do much the same thing as Dr Music did/does if he/she were to be banned: constantly troll and spam this site, use a plethora of aliases, and threaten to hack into AmIRight and possibly InThe00s with the intent of disabling the site(s). As far as I am concerned, Chucky should ban this troll ASAP. OK, that's my two cents' worth...
not your mom - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Isn't everyone here seeking attention in one way or another? And if banning would cause super-trolldom, how does banning make sense?
Red Ant - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
From the title I was thinking this would be set to "Always a Woman" .. anyway, with a bit of rework this would at least pace correctly. McKludge - c'mon now, there were how many anti-Palin parodies submitted here? I agree this author could use some help, but I'm not going to be the one to offer it - wasted words and all...
McKludge - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You're right Red, and while some were funny, most were just bad. It's very hard to be both funny and angry/mean-spirited at the same time.

You're also right, Red, that the words are probably wasted. A person may listen to reason, but probably not from a guy he's never met.
Agrimorfee - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm going out on a limb here, but this is actually is the best work PI has ever produced. I thought this paced OTM. Sure I disagree with some of the words, but this was actually funny IMO. PI (and Malcolm and any other writers who lean this way), let this be a lesson that you CAN be a neocon and humorous, and not resort to unsubstantiated 'net rumors and racist or violent remarks.
Agrimorfee - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry to backpedal, but yeah, the title lyric doesn't work pacewise...so 444
The Ones Guy - January 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I think the pacing and content as a whole sucks, and TOS is called "It's still rock & roll to me" (the author left out teh first word...naughty naughty). If there was a way to vote 0-0-0's then I would do so.
Sammy T. - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked the line that went "She's a b**** babe, overpaid, seldom laid, she's nothin' but a liberal to me." Yeah, it would be nice to see Hillary laid (laid off...that is).
Tammy C. - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
No it wouldn't. Speak for yourself. The Republican'ts are the ones who should be laid off.
John - April 09, 2009 - Report this comment
All you liberals are getting offended, but if you want to read things that align with your emotional-centered political viewpoints, go to a olbermann blog. These are creative and well-paced lyrics, regardless of your political views. Get over yourselves.
the real John - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
No way.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - April 23, 2009 - Report this comment
For everybody who enjoyed this parody (it seems that only five people on Amiright did), you might also enjoy my new parody on WhatFreaks entitled: "Hillary's got a New Strap-On". It's downright hillary-ous!!! Check it out at-www.whatfreaks.com/parody/80s/robertpalmer2.shtml
Rhonda M. - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
I thought this parody was great! I also checked out your whatfreaks parody. I liked that one as well.
C'mon now - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment
You guys all, honestly, you knew this parody was going to be a poorly based liberal trashing parody before you clicked it, I personally would stop wasting time on it. . .just as I don't waste time on republican trashing parodies, 98% of political parodies suck and are by extremists, point blank period, save your breath, save your time, and for God sakes--save your hernias
Jake Smith - July 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny! 555

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