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Song Parodies -> "Wii Didn't Start the Fire"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Wii Didn't Start the Fire"

Parody Written by:

Bluetooth

The Lyrics

The rhythym can be easily shaken if you don't sing it in a specific way. Mainly note the following numbers in the song: (1)-Pronounce Mario like Mar-yo instead of Mar-ee-o like normally. (2)-Say each syllable at a different beat. G-X-Succ-ess (3)-No pause in between "next" and "What" in any way whatsoever The numbers are not used in the song in any way. They just help at pronunciation.
Radar Scope, Othello, Barrel Jumping, Mario,
Famicom, Game & Watch, Popo, Wrecking Crew
Luigi, R.O.B., Relation with Konami
Mushrooms, Starmen, Koopas, Goombas, Famous New Main Theme

Triforce, Metroid, Icarus’s fans annoyed,
Doki Doki, Yokoi, made Tetris and Game Boy
Princess Daisy, FOXHOUND, Ninten with his odd background
Raccoon Mario’s sales soar, Sega starts a console war

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Enter Super Famicom, Still no games on CD-ROM,
Sega takes an early lead, Nintendo strikes back,
Zelda’s Two Worlds, Yoshi, Ryu, Final Fantasy,
F-Zero, Kirby, Mario Kart
Star Fox, Super Scope, DK swings from rope to rope
Super Punch-Out, Dixie Kong, Yoshi’s Tongue is very long
Super Metroid, Mother 2, Turn-based Mario debut
Too Much Tetris, Super Star, Kiddy’s strength is just bizarre

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Pilotwings, Pokemon, 2D Mario is gone
Goldeneye, Bomberman, Saga of the Star Fox Clan
Rumble Paks, Diddy’s Back, Mario Kart new tracks,
F-Zero strikes once more, Banjo has a game in store

Yoshi’s Story, Young Link, DK Isle might sink,
Who’s the Party Superstar? Snap some photos from afar,
Master Hand, Grunty’s Land, Waluigi makes his stand,
Kirby’s Crystal, Skull Kid’s odd, Repossess the Star Rod

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Elvin Gadd, Pikmin, Melee scores a perfect 10,
K.K., Tom Nook, Samus gets a 3D look,
Star Fox copies Zelda’s style, Mario(1) cleans Delfino Isle
GX Success(2), Fire Emblem in US,
Toon Link, Double Dash, Paper sequel rakes in cash,
Louie, Jimmy, Baseball, XD, Chibi-Robo! Wolf Link

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Wii Sports, Wii Play then, Twilight Princess back again
Dual Screen, Bleck seen, WarioWare more obsence,
Party now at number 8, Metroid still is going great,
Strikers kicks off Wi-Fi, Donkey Kong up in the sky,
Ike receives some more fame, Crossover Olympic Game,
Mario Galaxy, Best game of the trilogy,
Snake in Brawl by a request, Mario Kart Wii’s 3rd best,
Super Sluggers is up next(3), What could be the other projects?

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
And when it is gone, Nintendo will move on…

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
It’s been going strong ever since Donkey Kong
Wii Didn’t Start the Fire
Miyamoto made it so the people played it

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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Agrimorfee - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
You put a lot of work in this, so I can't find fault with it...this song usually is not fun(ny) to read as a parody, but how you tabbed the titles in, with so much research, is admirable.
Bluetooth - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Also, each stanza in between the chorus is a different era. The first is NES, 2nd is SNES, 3rd is N64, 4th is Gamecube, and last is Wii. That might be obvious but I thought I should point that out.
Dave - September 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Superb! Excellent summaries of the systems' games, and all to a perfect meter!
Michael Pacholek - September 25, 2008 - Report this comment
No, she didn't. She starts tournaments, but she's not always invited to finish them... Wait, this isn't "Wie Didn't Start the Fire"? Oh, silly me. Here's five bonus lives.

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