Monday night he crashed my party
Tuesday night I said I'm sorry
Wednesday came and crashed my house again
I was only getting sun
Hadn't tortured any sons
And we all revealed the weapons for a change

I've been stranded in my combat zone
I launched a thousand scuds alone
Even rode my magic carpet in the rain
And you told me not to fly
But I made it home an' dry
So you said that only proves that I'm insane

Bush may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be an atomic you're looking for
Turn out at night
Don't try to slave me
You may be wrong for all I know
But he may be right

Remember how he found me there
Alone in my recliner chair
He told me muslim jokes until I cried
He was looking for a tan
I said take me, I am tanned
'Cause you might enjoy my badness for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to
Bomb someone to satisfy you
I might be as crazy as you say
If I'm crazy then it's true
Then it's all because of you
And you wouldn't want me any other way

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be my missiles you're looking for
It's too late to wipe
It's too late to change me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a maniac you're looking for
Turn out sheites
Don't try to grave me
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right
He may be wrong but I may be right
I may be wrong but he may be right