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Song Parodies -> "Annoyance To Man (Star Trek Q's theme song)"

Original Song Title:

"Innocent Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Annoyance To Man (Star Trek Q's theme song)"

Parody Written by:

Doug Baseball

The Lyrics

Recalled one more - if you want to check out my longer stories, this is also on fanfiction.net; the only song parody, but a couple Star Trek parodies and much more. Thanks again for reading.
Some people think they can fly right on in
to whatever part of space that they want.
They see a new race fly 'round outside
their ship and won't even say "hi."

Some humans think the universe is theirs
and they can't see beyond emotions.
They will just act like barbarians
everywhere their starship can fly.

I know you say you've advanced past that point.
I know I put Picard's nose out of joint.
I may seem wacky
but I want to see
how you put up with me
'fore the Continuum lets you go.
I'm not above making fools of you
just to show you mortals I can.

Some say I act like a two-oo year old
and I treat people like a fancy new toy.
You humans all just fill me with joy
Because I'm an annoyance to man

I'm an annoyance to man
Oh yes I am

We put the whole human race on trial
'cause we just wanted to see what they'd do.
Because we'd all seen how crazy they'd been
when they explored their own little world.

And now they go 'round in big fancy ships
seeing all sorts of anomalies.
but now you humans just don't act amazed
at the fun stuff in store.

I know you don't like to see me appear.
You tell young captains to steer very clear.
But I can tell you
of so much good stuff
that will make space less rough.
Remember I warned you of the Borg.
We can even have fun for a while
if Worf will just be a "merry man."

No please don't think I'm here to pick a fight,
That wouldn't be fair becasue I would win.
It's just that I want to have fun with you
I'm only an annoyance to man.

I'm an annoyance to man
Oh yes I'm an
annoyance to man.

You know the Q think you can be really great.
The human race could have a wonderful fate.
It's your decision
how your people go
but there's one thing I know
that's that you could be out conq'ring the stars.
I'll even take you back to the start
to make sure that humanity begins.

Though by your cent'ry you don't have a cure
for people like Picard who've lost all their hair.
I'll keep on bugging you till you succeed
because I'm an annoyance to man.

I'm an annoyance to man
Oh yes, I'm an
annoyance to man.

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