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Song Parodies -> "Oh I Wish I Was A DiC Kid In Bed"

Original Song Title:

"Piano Man"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Oh I Wish I Was A DiC Kid In Bed"

Parody Written by:

Dominic Rossi

The Lyrics

I wish i was a DiC kid in bed
Watching C.O.P.S.You see the kid in bed
then it goes out to the windows
There a Big Silver Shiny Logo with the words DiC and a kid saying 1987-1990 Dick
1990-1998 Deek
Oh i wish i was a DiC kid in bed making kids give nightmares
Watching those old mario cartoons,zelda,nintendo,sabrina,Mc Hammer.Etc
TSMBSS glowing dot on the i
Oh i wish i was a DiC kid in bed
if i was on your tv screen you would be scared and go play your Nes,Atari 2600,Jaguar,Playstation,Sega Saturn.Dreamcast,N64.Snes,Game Boy,Game Gear and turbo Express.
Oh how i wish i was a DiC Kid in bed
Chrous x3Oh how i wish i was a DiC kid in bed
Oh how i wish i was i was A DiC kid in bed
oh how i wish i was a DiC kid in beddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 3.6

Total Votes: 5

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   3

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Agrimorfee - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
I was so shocked about how totally screwed up this parody was, I inadvertantly voted 555. Some people I'm afraid are going to use the term "DiC Kid" in a rather unglorious, punning way.
MrMacphisto - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
LOL... I'm speechless...
Red Ant - February 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, I dunno what to say - are you sure you meant to put Billy Joel and "Piano Man" as the performer and song title? If so, this is the worst paced parody I've ever read, so bad you've achieved the rare "Hamilinton Effect". I was laughing, but for all the wrong reasons. 151.

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