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Song Parodies -> "Butt-Floss Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Butt-Floss Girl"

Parody Written by:

Bob Emmet/Project Sisyphus

The Lyrics

A sordid tale of wine, women and thong—soon to be released on our comedy CD, "FInding Emo."
Butt-floss girl
Giving partial nudity a whirl
Stopping traffic, causing heart attacks
Oughta be illegal, selling crack
They love the back of a

Butt-floss girl
Reigning queen of the under-world
I guess a gal like her is too confined
Unless she feels the breeze on her behind
no panty-lines

And she imagines that all the whi-i-ile
Boys are in love with her vertical smi-i-le
The way they stop and leer
enchanted by each hemisphere of a

alt: with cheeks bilateral
She seeks a rear admiral for a

Butt-floss girl
instant messaging with guys named Merle
I bet they won’t believe their monitor screens
when they see JPEG number 315
a bit obscene

alt: one-handed typing every lewd remark
she’s a tornado in their trailer park
such easy marks

And in a skirt, if she has to bend o-o-ver
She risks arrest for indecent expo-o-sure
Men stare with thoughts perverse
praying that she drops her purse, she’s a

Butt floss girl
Not much cloth in her material world
She doesn’t even stop to contemplate
How a piece of string can cost $12.98
I wanna date, with a

butt-floss girl
she’s a butt-floss girl
her thong is designer
butt-floss girl
yeah, a butt floss girl
Got the whole world behind her

©2007 Bob Emmet
You can hear the recording of this on my Myspace site: Thanks for reading and listening, your comments are appreciated!

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