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Song Parodies -> "B Didn't Start the Fire"

Original Song Title:

"We Didn't Start the Fire"

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Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"B Didn't Start the Fire"

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The Lyrics

This parody was posted here more for completeness' sake than anything. It was meant as a promo for an event at my church called the B Mystery Night. Not much more information was given, so I'm playing off of that. This is my quest to guess what the B stands for. Anyways, this parody is worth skipping for the general viewing audience. The "We Didn't Start the Fire" parody ends after Peter Graves and it goes into a list of words that start with B read quickly over the beat to "We Fly High" by Jim Jones.
Basketball, bearing wall,
Bob Saget, billiard hall,
Baseball, bowling, babe patrolling, do a barrel roll,
Buddy Holly, bleach, badminton,
Bill Clinton or Great Britain,
Brian Peppers or bell peppers, catch a Bulbasaur,

Bring It On, Baragon,
Beyoncé and Boron,
Bible, Beelzebub, or a beach house for Barbie,
Richard Basehart, Bambi,
Birthday party, Bun B,
Bob the Builder, bubble wrap, or Banjo-Kazooie,

What is the Mystery B Night?
Donny isn’t telling, but it’s worth me guessing,
What is the Mystery B Night?
Am I over thinking? Is my thought line sinking?

Belching contest, bazooka,
Big Ben or Beaky Buzzard,
Best day ever, Brendan Fraser, bongo lessons,
Batman, Bruce Wayne,
Blades of Glory, brand name,
Board game, bridesmaid, battle of the bands,

Borat, Braveheart,
Bachelor party, Ben Darr,
Bookmarks, Barbie, Burger King,
Building, James Bond, bass fishing,
Broadway, Bill and Ted,
Burning boxes, bunk bed,
Busta Rhymes, butterflies, Bowser’s got the princess,

What is the Mystery B Night?
Oh, they hardly warned us, no, they didn’t inform us,
What is the Mystery B Night?
Going on next Friday, be there, that’s what I say,

B-movie, Bugs Bunny,
Brain dead blogging, Bill Cosby,
Beatbox, backgammon, Black Eyed Peas, and Brahman,
Baltimore, Byzantine, bonsai, braces, Bahrain,
Bank robber, bicycle,
Barnyard, brothers, baby doll,

Burnout, bizarre, Beyblade,
Brilliant, bullet time,
Bangladesh, Beast Wars,
Bananas or Bolivars,
Beach Boys, bologna,
Bowfinger or bushbaby,
Battle brackets, baldin’, bottleneck, Bob Dylan,

What is the Mystery B Night?
It’s at six o’clock PM, so come and bring some friends,
What is the Mystery B Night?
Find out what it is, that day, you shouldn’t miss, I say,

Babyback, blessings, better keep on guessing,
Balto, Bruno, Bermuda Triangle,
Bellevue, Baywatch, Backstreet Boys,
Bald head, or some blocky toys,
Brunette, Brooklyn,
Boy Meets World, bobby pin,
Bob Hope, birth control,
Beauty and the Geek, Bob Dole,
B.O.B., Mr. Bean, broken vase, or Peter Graves,

(Wait a minute, hold the tape!
Peter Graves?),
Yeah, the B is silent – his name is Norwegian,
Little known fact there…
(Eh, alright…),
Now, where was I?

Bravery
Bioshock
Beautiful
Bartender
Babushka
Babylon
Bachelor
Bahamas
Bakery
Balcony
Balderdash
Barbecue
Baritone
Barium
Bar mitzvah
Barrier
Basilisk
Bathing suit
Baton Rouge
Battleship
Bayonet
Bacillicus
Bacteria
Barbarian
Barracuda
Bavaria
Back to the Future
Baboon
Back hair
Bacon
Badger
Band-Aid
Bagel
Baggage
Baghdad
Bagpipe
Bailiff
Ballpoint
Ballpark
Ballroom
Bamboo
Bandit
Bangkok
Bankrupt
Banshee
Ballin!!
B there or B square!

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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 2

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Jason - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Clever idea, but the pacing was way off in some areas. 243.
Ann Hammond - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Like the idea. Had some problems singing with it though.
Dylan Baranski - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Oops. You forgot the Bee Gees.

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