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Song Parodies -> "She's Always a Planet"

Original Song Title:

"She's Only a Woman to Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Always a Planet"

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The Lyrics

Based on Billy Joel's "She's Always a Woman"Parody song "She's Always a Planet" expresses the author's lifelong infatuation with former planet Pluto and her sudden temporary demotion from planet status.
It is ever so cold
Such a harsh place to go
There are prettier sights where warm breezes do blow
But I've got to admit though she's not much to see
She'll take you so far
But she's always a planet to me.

She can leave you for dead
Turn your blood into ice
Will tempt you with twinkling eye oh so nice
And she only gives back what we all get for free
She'll pull you and tease
But she's always a planet to me.

Oh, she is soulless and cruel
Sitting way out of touch
As she hides in the void.
Oh, she invites us to see
Though she bides her own time
Seeking fools you and me

When I was quite young
Looking up to the sky
Searching the heavens my soul it did fly
I shared in her loneliness, Lord hear my plea,
Our spirits be one
Yes she's always a planet to me.

Oh, as I past through the belt
Slipping out of the dust
Through the vastness of space
Oh, she lies safely beyond
All these follies of men
Laughter's tears in her face.

She is frequently passed
Her step-sisters agree.
She is not much to look at, they all laugh in glee
But celestial lights, cosmic sights fail you see
They might put her down
But she's always a planet to me.

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