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Song Parodies -> "Leave the Chicken Tenders Alone"

Original Song Title:

"Leave A Tender Moment Alone"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Leave the Chicken Tenders Alone"

Parody Written by:

Harry

The Lyrics

Leave The Chicken Tenders Alone



Even though I'm obese
Sometimes I get so afraid
I'll say snacking is wrong
Just to have something to eat

I know the moment isn't right
To get out of the drive thru line
To keep the menu ordering light
I guess I just farted out the window
But if that's how I smell
Then it's the best farting I've ever known
It's undeniably real
Leave the Chicken Tenders alone

Yes I know I've got gas
But just when I bought some ex-lax
I put my mints in my mouth
Cause I'm just avoiding the farts

If the fart gets too close
If you need some room to escape
When the moment arose
I'd tell you it's all the beefsteak

But that's not how I eat
No that's not the chicken I've known
It's indigestibly real
So leave the chicken tenders alone

But it's not only me
Breaking wind when the chicken gets bad
Just when I'm eating lots of fast food
you suddenly eat ham on rye

Leave the chicken tenders alone
Leave them alone

I know the moment isn't right
To hold my big stinkers inside
To change the foggy air tonight
I've run out of chicken to eat
And if that's how I feel
Then it's the best farting I've ever known
It's undeniably real
Leave the chicken tenders alone
You got to leave the chicken tenders alone
Leave the chicken tenders alone
Leave them alone
You got to leave the chicken tenders alone
Leave the chicken tenders alone

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The Charnstar - August 14, 2006 - Report this comment
WHOO! Tasty, I love it, 5-5-5

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