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Song Parodies -> "Fester"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Silly Willie

The Lyrics

He's creepy and He's Kooky, mysterious and spooky, he's Uncle Fester
Did you electrocute yourself?
You're not like anybody else
your coat's collar is made of fur
looks good
You swung around an old mace
While you fed your 'lectric eel
Then it slipped loose, broke a vase
And it's hard to deal with
We used to play when we were boys
Sticks of explosives were our toys
You like arsenic in your lemonade
Now here you are breeding mice
And with your head in a vise
You have a strange pallid face
And no one can handle
You like to bask in the moon glow
Spiked bed, Thumb screws
Torture that's slow
And you like the number 13
Boiled yak meat
And Halloween
Your hand's as cold as a tombstone
You must be from the Twilight Zone
I'm sure you'll sleep well on your bed of nails
Then you go out in the night
And dig graves out in the yard
For relatives who have died
Is there one for me too
Do you like that torture machine?
I like it too
What does it mean?
I'm sure you must have done some time in jail
You really are a nut case
With your head pressed in a vise
And you have such a pale face
And no one can handle
Fester, Fester
One, two, three, four

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Michael Pacholek - July 07, 2006 - Report this comment
A ghoulishly good parody!
The Charnstar - July 09, 2006 - Report this comment
I absolutely love the original, and your parody just made it better, 5-5-5

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