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Song Parodies -> "Old-school Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Old-school Girl"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

They don't raise 'em like they used to...
Old school girl
She knows we're living in a sinful world
I bet she's never even kissed a guy
I bet she's never even told a lie

I would die
For that old school girl
She's been living in sexed-up world
As long as any modest church girl can
And now she's looking for a righteous man
I hope I am

Oh but she thinks that
I'll waste all her time
But when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so rough
Just because
I'm in love
With an old school girl
She's knows we're living in an evil world
Won't go to concerts 'cause she hates the noise
The hymns we sing in church is what she enjoys
I love her voice

Old school girl
She would never ask me to buy her pearls
She'd never waste a penny that comes in
She gives it all away to missionary friends
She rarely sins

And when she's walking
She's looking divine
And when she's talking
Hope she'll say she's mine

She'll say I'm not so rough
Just because
I'm in love
With an old school girl
She's been living in a messed up world
As long as any godly church girl can
And now she's looking for a God-fearin' man
That's what I am

Old school girl
She's my old school girl
You know I'm in love
With an old school girl...

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