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Song Parodies -> "Still George W. to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Still Rock 'n Roll to Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Still George W. to Me"

Parody Written by:

Chris H.

The Lyrics

What's the matter , what's these clothes he's wearing?
Can't you see he's never been in flight.
Maybe we should buy some rocket launchers.
Welcomes us to an age of lies.
What have you been hidin' out lately , Georgie.
You will talk devoutly ,
then you spend the U.S money.
Everybody's voting for this new clown ,
funny , but it's still George W. to me.

What's the matter , is the zhar now crying?
Can't you tell Bush stayed out awhile.
Should they ever set Israel on fire ,
is he gonna choose another trial.
Nowadays we want a man with potential.
But this guy is too wavy , and superficial.
Bad hump , 'ker-plunk!' , even if he's Dick's bud ,
he's still George W. to me.

Oh , it doesn't matter what they say in the papers.
Cuz' we all want the American dream.
There's a new man in town.
But he can't keep it sound.
Left in gory , in a sand latrine.
Shamed all your allied team.

What about the pair of Arab sidewinders ,
and this Blair won't support you from France.
Well , we could really see you crumble , Georgie.
We gave you more than half a chance.
Don't waste your money on men to read your speeches.
You'll find less rubbish from a chimp wearing sneakers.
Next phase , don't save , you daze , anyways ,
he's still George W. to me.

( Instrumental Break )

Whoooooooooa-ho.

What's the matter with this crowd I'm seein'.
Don't you know that they don't know much.
Did you think he was a straight 'A' student ,
if you did , then your brain is mush.
Don't you know he's out to smooth nations bluntly.
He hasn't got the looks , but will blow a lot of money.
we think J.F.K's okay , Bush ain't , anyways ,
he's still George W. to me.

Everybody's voting for this new clown ,
funny , cuz' it's still George W. to me.





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Cat - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
I echo your sentiments, but you left WAY too much of the OS in there. 232
Michael Pacholek - January 03, 2006 - Report this comment
So much for my rule of triple-fiving EVERY "George W. Bash." The spirit is willing (to give you fives), but the attempt was weak. Then again, so are Bush's attempts at "leadership." You'll get better than this. I hope. (I've been hoping that about Bush for five years now, and look where that's gotten America!)
Chris H. - January 04, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all , if I really wanted your opinion I would of commented on top ``Hey Mike , please tell me what ya thought , then say how completely pointless this is. Thanks again , Chris H.'' Second , do not , I repeat , do NOT compare me to George Bush , alright. Yea maybe I don't show the same political savy as some other parodist , including John A. Barry , who can basically parody anything. But I think this was a worthy effort , I probably won't write anymore anti-Bush songs for awhile. Not because I can't , but because I want parody other topics , for now , maybe this parody will give a little chuckle.

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