Song Parodies -> "The Hundredth Time"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Hundredth Time"

Parody Written by:

Cheese Head

The Lyrics

Ode to annoying telemarketing calls...

The Hundredth Time

Oh, oh, oh
For the hundredth time
Oh, oh, oh
For the hundredth time
If you have something for me to buy
and if you are dumb enough to try
What else would you do
I'm so damn tired of you
So do not call me for the hundredth time

Once I thought my phone number was blocked
Now I know that crappy calls go on
I swear you hound me
When you call my head starts pounding
I'm saying I don't care for the hundredth time

Oh, oh, oh
For the hundredth time
Oh, oh, oh
For the hundredth time
I'm that voice your hearing on the phone
why cant you guys just leave me alone
I just don't need you
you keep calling all week too
please stop calling me for the hundredth time

Maybe this won't last very long
But you call all night
And all the day long
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
but you've gone this far
And I'm not what you hoped for

Who knows how much further you'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll get my naps in
I forgot how nice silence is
Don't keep calling here for the hundredth time
I had scary thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Don't you fall apart
Now I know the person that you are
You're terrible so far
And it's more that I cared for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I "m not going to answer when it rings
I hate you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to scold you for
The hundredth time

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Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

they're not allowed to hang up, so I get them to agree to answer one of my questions for every question they want me to answer - so now I know all their favourite colours, animals, favourite verses from American Pie, etc......try it Cheese Head! - seriously, they won't hang up on you.....oh, and a very nicely worded and paced parody, too - and where does "Cheese Head" come from? - 555

Arwen - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I can relate!

Serafina - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I enjoyed every line of this! You said it...the telemarketers are REALLY annoying! 5s for you!

Cheese Head - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Everyone. I apreciate the comments. Sturat: the cheese head comes grom my girl friend

Cryptic Wizard - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment

4-5-5 from me (pacing a bit off in a couple places), an excellent parody. I once DID get a telemarketer to hang up on me. I pretended I was really interested in what she was selling, and when she asked "How would you like to pay for that?" I told her "With YOUR credit card." And SHE actually hung up on ME.

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