-> "Still Whack-A-Mole For Me"
Original Song Title:
"Still Rock And Roll To Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Still Whack-A-Mole For Me"
"What's the matter, why you sick now baby,
Didn't like that last teacup ride?
Let's head over to the arcade, Pumpkin
Maybe I can win you a prize"
On a mission to win toys for my honey
I can't win a bear, till I spend a lot of money
Everybody's riding on the roller
Coasters, but it's still Whack-A-Mole for me!
What is wrong with my reflexes, sugar?
I don't know how I got so slow
By the time I try to smack that rodent
He pops out of another hole
Lost again, I can't hide my frustration
I best get some speed, and improved coordination
Out-classed, kids laugh, even if I place last
It's still Whack-A-Mole for me!
Whoa, I grab my hammer smashing drinks so they splatter
Hit the game attendant in the spleen
He asked with a frown
"Is security around?"
It was time for me to flee the scene
Time to find a new machine
Finally outscored some punk teenagers
But this nine-year-old kid's an ace
So I walked up to him with my game hammer
And I smacked him upside his face
He bit my hand, I swung again, he was dodgin'
I kicked him in the crotch, then I whacked him in the noggin
Beat up, young pup, hope his dad don't show up
It's still Whack-A-Mole to me
What's the matter, why do I keep losing
Am I drunk or am I a klutz?
Should have driven to the toy store, bought a
Teddy bear for just twenty bucks
Blew my cash, and I shuddered from a cold chill
Hope my girl don't make mountains out of a molehill
Sweat-soaked, I'm broke, no joke, lost the stroke
No more Whack-A-Mole for me
Maybe I'll go beatin' on some groundhogs, baby
But no more Whack-A-Mole for me
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