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Song Parodies -> "He's Still Dracula To Me"

Original Song Title:

"It's Still Rock and Roll To Me"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"He's Still Dracula To Me"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Fourth Halloween parody
What's the matter with
The cape he's wearing ,cant you tell
That it's black not white

Maybe he should get
His old red necklace
His new one looks
An Olympic one

He was made up by
Bram Stoker, yeah, honey
Lately he's had long hair
Like in the film Van Helsing

Everybody's talking bout
His long hair funny
But he's still Dracula to me

What's the matter with
His long ponytail
Can't you tell that
That he's a vampire?

He should go back to the
He's used to look
And have a cape that's really wide

Well, with the long hair
He's no Bela Lugosi
The one from the 30s
Came out in 1931
Is the one you should go see

Bela Lugosi
Even John Zacherle
He's still Dracula to me

His first it came out
In the 1931 starring
Bela Lugosi and it
Was jut scary

He's been played by other actors
Including Christopher
Lee and not Chris Reeve
He got a sidekick named Renfield

Don't give him a can full of garlic
He hates that, couldn't take a chance
Been lots of movies that
Have been made about him , baby
After Bela just took that chance

Bela Lugosi
In the 1930s
All of his films has a Van Helsing
All played by different acots

Bela, Chris Lee
Gary Oldman, hey
He's still Dracula to me

Alright, Draco

Oooh, I forgot about
The Cool Ghoul , Roland
Played by John
Zacherle, yeah

He hosted a show in
The 50s and
A song called
Dinner with Drac

Anyways, there's tons of movies
Bout that count and
Biting necks until
Theyre all just bloody

There was Bela, Chris Lee
Gary Oldman,and others
He's still Dracula to me

Everybody's talking bout
His long hair funny
But he's still Dracula to me

2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.4
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

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Major B - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't understand it. Bad pacing, not very funny.
Jack Wilson - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Major B
Death To Triple One Voters - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure this parody was NOT off-paced. To the two dolts who voted 1-1-1 on it: get a friggin life.

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