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Song Parodies -> "Why Do I Go To The Linc?"

Original Song Title:

"Why Do I Go To Extremes?"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do I Go To The Linc?"

Parody Written by:

Allison & Jen

The Lyrics

Another shout-out to all those non-Eagle fans....Go Cowboys/Jets
Call me a joker, call me a fool
I watch the Eagles, I'll never be cool
Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife
They will lose for the rest of my life
Sometimes it feels like they're going to win
I don't know what fantasy world I've been in
Maybe it's only my spite

Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc
No matter what it will still be the Stinc
And I know, that they'll fall
It's always nothing at all
Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc

Sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm shot
Sometimes I don't know how much more I've got
Maybe I got my Linc tickets bill
Maybe I've set myself up for the kill
Tell me how do you think it will take
Until the Eagles are burned at the stake?
I hope next Sunday they will

Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc
No matter what it will still be the Stinc
And I know, that they'll fall
It's always nothing at all
Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc

Out of the darkness, into the light
Leaving the scene of the crime
I've tried to bribe the Refs to fudge with the time
Sometimes I lie awake, night after night
My team's going down the sink
Eager to please, ready to fight
Why do I go to the Linc?

Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc
No matter what it will still be the Stinc
And I know, that they'll fall
It's always nothing at all
Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc
No I don't know why I go to the Linc
No matter what it will still be the Stinc
You can be sure while I booze
The Eagles will still always lose
Darling I don't know why I go to the Linc

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Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope you will do the opposite of the Eagles: Go from really, really bad at the start to phenomenal at the end. You've got the first part of that right.
Jen - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not so much about how good the song is, it's about how much we hate the Eagles. That's all.

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