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Song Parodies -> "He'll Always Have ADHD"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Women"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"He'll Always Have ADHD"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to my cousin.
He could kill with his kick
He will wound with his punch
and he'll eat you all up
like a brown paper lunch
You'll suffer in pain
and he will laugh in glee
They say he's alright but
He'll always have ADHD

He can beat you all up
in just one single minute
Then you go to go tell
and he says he forgets it
He'll punch and he'll kick
as look as it bleeds
please tie this kid down cause
He'll always have ADHD

Ooooooooh, he will suffer through pain
He nevr gets hurt
and he always will win
Ooooooooh, and he never gives out
and he never will stop
please get some Ritalin

And he'll promise you that
he will not be so active
Then he'll get some jump
and he'll take you as captive
He'll get looks in his eyes
that are very obsene
He's not overactive
He'll always have ADHD

mmmmmmmmmmm

Ooooooooh, he will suffer through pain
He nevr gets hurt
and he always will win
Ooooooooh, and he never gives out
and he never will stop
please get some Ritalin

He will throw some glass stuff
and it'll break to the ground
and he never is active
when you are not around
He cannot be tricked
but it is plain to see
And all of his doctors are very naive cause
He'll always have ADHD

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Other parodies by this artist:Postal Man (Piano Man)She's always a Heathen (She's always a Women)Upchuck Girl (Uptown Girl)

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Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I can only imagine what it's like to live with that! 5's!
Major B - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Joelle. I don't imagine, I live it. and by the way in the third verse, it's supposed to be jump ROPE, not just jump.
mac - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Major B.
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I wondered about that "jump" line, Major. I was thinking he was a basketball player... Dennis Rodman, maybe? Ron Artest? John Starks?
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title!

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