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Song Parodies -> "This Bus Is Crowded"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Her About It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"This Bus Is Crowded"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My wecond parody of this song
Im gonna go
To a certain place
That is really far away
You know I should maybe
Take a bus or
A van but not a fast freight train

It's real far place I could go there by car
But a bus is where I will
Be boarding on

Im taking a
Bus to this place that
I am now going to
I hope it is not crowded
And I can sit in a seat

If it is crowded
I hope to get lucky
I hope I don't have to
Sit on the floor

This bus is crowded
But I think I'll find a seat
Yes it sure is crowded
I can tell you it's for real

This bus is crowded
There's not a empty seat
If you just got on here
Then youll have to sit on the floor

There's a guy
Sitting next to me who
I think's about thrity
He's sitting so close
To me , I hope he's
Doesn't fall on my lap

Look there is someone
Sitting down on the floor
And that's because
This bus is too crowded

This bus is crowded
I felt someone else's hair
This place is way too crowded
I see someone almost bare

This bus is crowded
You can't even find a seat
Some people are standing
Some are sitting on the floor

It's crowded ,but
We're almost stopping
And the claustrophobia on
On this bus is wrong
Now we are

Getting off of this thing
I am now at my destination
Im so glad

Im now at
The one destination and
It's not a crowded place
I'll take the bus back
And I hope it's not
Crowded like it was

It's a crowded bus
I am now warning you
I hope I don't have to
Sit on the floor

This bus is crowded
But I think I'll find a seat
Yes it sure is crowded
I can tell you it's for real

This bus is crowded
There's not a empty seat
If you just got on here
Then youll have to sit on the floor

That bus is crowded
I am warning you right now
That bus is crowded
Quickly find a seat when you get on

Because that bus was crowded
When it comes
You quickly get on
Because that bus was crowded
Before it gets too late I'll tell ya, that bus was crowded


2004 Jack Wilson

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