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Song Parodies -> "Toss Her A Salad"

Original Song Title:

"Tell Her About It"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Toss Her A Salad"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

My first parody of this song
Listen, boy
Don't want to see you
Running out and out of dates
I know you cant just
Think of any more ideas
For you next few dates

She's a real nice girl
She's just loves to eat food
But which restraunt would you two go to?

Oh, listen, boy
I'm sure that you know
You both like those hamburgers
You both like a hot dog and fries
With ketchup and mustard too

You both might like
Food that is all green
Like lettuce or basil
So Ill just let you know

Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too

Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real

Listen, boy
You can literally
A certain guarantee
Toss a bowl right at her
You might both break up
And I know you wont like that

When you have salad
Have some ranch dressing on it too
And lettuce and basil are good for the greens

Toss her a salad
Let her know how much you care
You both love to eat food
She will love some salad there

Toss her a salad
Maybe with some BLT
You know that's bacon
With tomato and lettuce

But Ill tell ya though
Don't overheat it ,no
Just because you haven't
Gets too hot if you
Cook it for too long
Im sure that she will just love everything
Youll both love it till it is all gone

Listen, boy
It's good for a date when
You have salad on a plate
Just a bite or two
It will get to you
That its really good, even if its in a bowl

You both will have big forks
And also two big spoons
But a meal like that
Is sure to satisfy you

Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese
And then some tomatoes
Eggplant, carrots, bacon too

Toss her a salad
Dont get dressing on her jeans
You will both enjoy it
I can say that its for real



Toss her a salad
With lettuce and some cheese right now
Toss her a salad
The girl don't want to wait too long

You got to toss her a salad
Tell her now
You'll both enjoy it
You got to toss her salad
Before it gets too late you've got to toss her salad
2004 Jack Wilson

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 24

Voting Breakdown

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MrMacphisto - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL... good double entendres...
Paul Robinson - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good one, Jack...5's...
Johnny D - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! Jack Wilson's secret techniques for pleasing women! 5-5-5
Jack Wilson - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks MrMacPhisto, Paul and Johnny!!!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Are You Jackie Wilson Back From The Dead?
2LD4U - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I aught to sing this song to some guys I know!!!!
Agrimorfee - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Get yer greens here.
Guy - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Good one Jack, I'm fresh out of salad so I'm tossin' you some 5s.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) I tried this nutritious advice, but she said I was too green. "big forks...big spoons...dressing on her jeans" ha! This parody turned me vegetarian! 555
Adagio - November 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Good one. 5's
Stuart McArthur - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) Glad you didn't go for "Toss in her salad" Jack - nice one - 555
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
(Food) See above!
Jack Wilson - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
For some reason the boards are down so I havent voted on the food thing yet
Paul Robinson - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(FOOD) - Excellent job here, Jack. 5's. The "Messageboard" section still appears to be down at this time (5:50 pm, Pacific Standard Time). That being the case I propose an extension on the Food Parody Contest Voting Deadline, since some folks have not been able to vote yet (including me...). Since we don't have another round of this particular parody topic to schedule presently there should be no real problem in doing that. I propose extending it until this coming Friday night, Nov. 19th, 11:59 pm, Pacific Standard Time just in case the Messageboard is down more than just today...
Saider E. - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
FOOD - Hey! there's no erotica in this! Oh toss HER a salad. not toss her salad. stupid, horny me.
Jeff Reuben` - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good job!
Jack Wilson - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, Saider and Jeff and everyone else who commented!
Agrimorfee - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) see above. This one, upon further reflection, seems rather tossed together.
Wolverine - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) Good parody of a bad subject. Blech...rabbit food. :-)
Michael McVey - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
This idea must have been tossed around awhile (lol).---MM
Max Power - March 22, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC - Good
Matthias - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Good and Healthy
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) A couple of missed rhymes from what I can recall from the OS, but great pacing and funny story.
Jason - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) I thought this was excellent Jack. Well done.
Cat - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) *ducks from salads being tossed* Yeah, the pacing's kinda off, and you missed a lot of the rhymes, but being that this is a three-year-old parody, Jack, it only shows how much you've come since then.
Johnny D - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) What Johnny D said!
Stuart McArthur - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) see above - wow, this reads so like the OS, Jack, it's quite amazing - not hilarious but clever
Rick C - March 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) What Cat said. 444
Kristof Robertson - March 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3T) What Cat said (again) This was OK, but you're a MUCH better writer now, Jack! 444
Red Ant - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3-T) What Cat said (is there an echo in here?...), and what Saider E said. Not bad. 4s.
Arwen - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...this had a lot of lines that made me smile, Jack...you know I'm always up for a parody filled with dating advice...=)
Jeff Reuben - March 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Vintage Jack Wilson! Nice job with this, I love Billy Joel songs. You've definitely improved over the last few years, but this was done well even back then!

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