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Song Parodies -> "You Made Me Bite"

Original Song Title:

"You May Be Right"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"You Made Me Bite"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Mike Tyson, singing this on American Idol
Friday night the fight just started
Some just say my brain departed
Some say that I never had a brain

I was only wanting lunch
Just wish I'd had a bun
Maybe I'd have liked the
Cart-lidge...it was straaaange

He'd been landing
In the knockout zone
I hate that...hurt me to the bone
So I tried my Dr. Jekyll and Hyde thing

And they told me not to chew
But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring

He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for

He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite

Remember he was bleeding there
Alone with just one half an ear
I knew that dirty fighters got him riled

He was homely for a jock
And he now looks more like Spock
Though he might not hear
The joking for a while

Don't think of all the ears I've tried
I've found one that could satisfy me
They all taste so nasty, as I've said

They're all nasty, yes it's true
So then why did I bite two?
Well I just tried to even out his head

He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for

He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite

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Guy - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Friends, Tysons and countrymen, bite off those ears.
Arwen - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great!! 5s...
Ashkicksass - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Excellent job, Dee!
Dee Range - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Arwen, and AKA, thanks so much for the comments
Rick D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Glove Guys Bleeding on the sand.
Dee Range - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick, is that a parody of Cowgirl In The Sand?
Meriadoc - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Loved the Pavlov line!

Oh, and I believe Rick is referring to Elton's "Love Lies Bleeding"
Paul Robinson - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You said a mouthful here, sir. 5's
Dee Range - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, thanks for the info, and the nice comment. Paul R., hank you also
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
biting satire at its best...nicely done, dee
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin, thank you
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring"

YIKES....I was a psych major, so that line kinda creeped me out! Good job, Dee. 5's
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, thanks. I majored in girls, minored in psyco :-)

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