Song Parodies -> You Made Me Bite
| Original Song Title: | "You May Be Right" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "You Made Me Bite" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Mike Tyson, singing this on American Idol
Friday night the fight just started
Some just say my brain departed
Some say that I never had a brain
I was only wanting lunch
Just wish I'd had a bun
Maybe I'd have liked the
Cart-lidge...it was straaaange
He'd been landing
In the knockout zone
I hate that...hurt me to the bone
So I tried my Dr. Jekyll and Hyde thing
And they told me not to chew
But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
Remember he was bleeding there
Alone with just one half an ear
I knew that dirty fighters got him riled
He was homely for a jock
And he now looks more like Spock
Though he might not hear
The joking for a while
Don't think of all the ears I've tried
I've found one that could satisfy me
They all taste so nasty, as I've said
They're all nasty, yes it's true
So then why did I bite two?
Well I just tried to even out his head
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
Some just say my brain departed
Some say that I never had a brain
I was only wanting lunch
Just wish I'd had a bun
Maybe I'd have liked the
Cart-lidge...it was straaaange
He'd been landing
In the knockout zone
I hate that...hurt me to the bone
So I tried my Dr. Jekyll and Hyde thing
And they told me not to chew
But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
Remember he was bleeding there
Alone with just one half an ear
I knew that dirty fighters got him riled
He was homely for a jock
And he now looks more like Spock
Though he might not hear
The joking for a while
Don't think of all the ears I've tried
I've found one that could satisfy me
They all taste so nasty, as I've said
They're all nasty, yes it's true
So then why did I bite two?
Well I just tried to even out his head
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
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Friends, Tysons and countrymen, bite off those ears.
This is great!! 5s...
LOL! Excellent job, Dee!
Guy, Arwen, and AKA, thanks so much for the comments
Glove Guys Bleeding on the sand.
Rick, is that a parody of Cowgirl In The Sand?
Hilarious! Loved the Pavlov line!
Oh, and I believe Rick is referring to Elton's "Love Lies Bleeding"
Oh, and I believe Rick is referring to Elton's "Love Lies Bleeding"
You said a mouthful here, sir. 5's
Meriadoc, thanks for the info, and the nice comment. Paul R., hank you also
biting satire at its best...nicely done, dee
alvin, thank you
"But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring"
YIKES....I was a psych major, so that line kinda creeped me out! Good job, Dee. 5's
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring"
YIKES....I was a psych major, so that line kinda creeped me out! Good job, Dee. 5's
Johnny, thanks. I majored in girls, minored in psyco :-)
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