-> "You Made Me Bite"
Original Song Title:
"You May Be Right"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Made Me Bite"
The Lyrics
Friday night the fight just started
Some just say my brain departed
Some say that I never had a brain
I was only wanting lunch
Just wish I'd had a bun
Maybe I'd have liked the
Cart-lidge...it was straaaange
He'd been landing
In the knockout zone
I hate that...hurt me to the bone
So I tried my Dr. Jekyll and Hyde thing
And they told me not to chew
But like Pavlov I had to
It's just what happens when I hear bells ring
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
Remember he was bleeding there
Alone with just one half an ear
I knew that dirty fighters got him riled
He was homely for a jock
And he now looks more like Spock
Though he might not hear
The joking for a while
Don't think of all the ears I've tried
I've found one that could satisfy me
They all taste so nasty, as I've said
They're all nasty, yes it's true
So then why did I bite two?
Well I just tried to even out his head
He made me bite
It tasted nasty
And it sure wasn't the taste that I'd
Been hopin' for
He threw a right
It didn't save him
It tasted wrong like blackened crow
But he made me bite
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