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Song Parodies -> "She's Always a Heathen"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"She's Always a Heathen"

Parody Written by:

Major B

The Lyrics

This song is told in the eyes of a baby-sitter that baby-sits a two-faced heathen, who acts like an angel in front her parents but a devil whenever they leave.
She can kill with her smile
she will wound with her cries
And she will break your skin
with her animal bites
And she never conceals
what is not meant to see
Her parents deny
but she's always a heathen to me

She would toss and scream
as loud as she could,
Then her parents walk in
and she acts like she's good
I tell her parents
and they disagree
I might quit this job
cause she's always a heathen to me

Oooooh, she pull your hair,
She gets what she wants,
andd she pouts all the time.
Oooooh, and she never takes naps,
but she never gets sleep,
she's an insomniac.

And she'll drive you nuts
til' your out of your mind
But when you are not around
she always acts fine
None of her sitters,
have srayed for a week
It's hard to believe
but she's always a heathen to me

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Oooooh, she pull your hair,
She gets what she wants,
andd she pouts all the time.
Oooooh, and she never takes naps,
but she never gets sleep,
she's an insomniac.

I can hardly wait
til' her parents get home
Then I'll go to my house
and be all alone
If ther is a next time
I'll have higher fees
Her mom and her father are both naive
cause she's always a heathen to me

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Overall Rating: 3.9

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Leo Jay - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Missing some syllables in the first couple lines of the bridge, easily remedied -- but good overall.
Ashkicksass - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with Leo on the pacing, but like he said, it's good overall. I remember babysitting kids like that! Thank God that part of my life is over...
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh, clever little kid, ain't she? Sounds like she's a sweet little cupcake....BAKED BY THE DEVIL !
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing was way off, and since there's no religion involved, "heathen" is a bad choice of words. "Demon" might be appropriate, though. The song is (pardon this choice of words) saved by being really funny.

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