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Song Parodies -> "Don't Ask for Fries"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Ask Me Why"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Ask for Fries"

Parody Written by:

David R. Foster

The Lyrics

This is a song about my school cafeteria's food, which lacks any nutrition.
All the servers in the school cafe
Sneak you horse lips when you blink (oh)
We have pizza every single day
Yes, the options really stink!
Don't wait for cancers
Don't take your chances
Don't ask for fries

All your life you were cut off in line
Still you're eating spoiled meat (oh)
All lunch choices made your eyes go blind
Now your vomiting's complete
Don't wait for cancers
Don't take your chances
Don't ask for fries

You can say the bovine heart
Is what we all deserve
And that the lunchroom servers don't conspire
But you are still a victim
Of the fish guts that they serve
As sure as healthy food's what we require (ya ya ya)

All the servers in this school-food hell
Throw their beef lard at your feet (oh)
Fool them all but baby I can tell
You are fat from what you eat
Don't ask for flavor
Don't try to savor
Don't ask for fries

Yesterday you didn't weigh so much
Now the threat of death is here (oh)
Food can kill you simply with its touch
Our school food should make you fear
Don't wait for cancers
Don't take your chances
Don't ask for fries
Don't ask for fries

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Dudley Stone - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Not bad.
jubilee - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
wow thats realy funny :) good job. 5 stars all the way

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