What's the matter with the song I've written?
Can't you tell that I worked so hard?
Why the heck didn't you go vote on it,
Is it really that freakin' hard?
Where have you been hindin' out latley, voters?
The votes have been getting slower and slower
Everybody's sayin' that my new song's funny,
So just vote on my parody.

What's the matter with the song I'm writing?
"Can't you tell that it's too darn old?"
Should I write a song that's a little newer,
Instead of stuff by Billy Joel?
"Nowadays your songs have to be amazing
In order to get the votes a little rising."
80s, 90s, even if it's 60s
Just vote on my parody.

Oh, it doesn't matter what we say on the message board,
Nobody's voting for our songs.
There's a new parody,
All the votes were 3.3,
We should advertise in magazines...
To get more people voting.

How about a parody by Bill Tong,
And one by Mike Florio?
Both of them are really pretty funny,
But their song's voting's kinda low.
If you write a song, be sure to make it real funny,
Record 'em, and you could even make a lot of money.
It's S.T.G., Billy, and My name is Kenny
Just vote on our parodies.

What's the matter with the topic I picked,
Ain't my song good enough to rate?
No, I don't expect a straight "5" voting,
'Cause not all of my songs are great.
Do you know why people aren't votin', Junior?
All my votes are starting to go down the sewer.
It's S.T.G., Billy, and My name is Kenny
Just vote on our parodies.

Everybody's sayin' that my new song's funny,
So just vote on our parodies.