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Song Parodies -> "Padres Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Padres Fan"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

With this parody, I'm now the second man to parody all 30 major-league baseball teams. This last parody is an ode to one of the rarest species in pro sports: San Diego Padres fans. I had fun writing parodies for the whole major leagues, but I still believe that Michael Pacholek is the king of all baseball parodies. I tip my cap to him.
Padres fan, she's been rooting for a losing team
I bet she never saw their winning side
I bet her mama never found out why

She's still a San Diego Padres fan
She's been living in a fantasy world
She always tells me that her team will win
They're gonna win the World Series now
I don't know when

From Big Nate Colbert to hitmaster Tony Gwynn
She always hopes that the Padres will wi-i-in
She thinks I won't believe, just because

I've never seen lots of Padres fans
You know I've seen her in her hardball world
I saw her playing MVP Baseball
And found her Padres had just won it all
She's off the wall

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa

Padres fan, you know I can't believe they shocked the world
But maybe someday, if they ever do
She'll understand her dreams may not come true
Don't always do

She's very happy when they're winning games
And when they're losing, she's so full of shame
She thinks I won't believe, just because

I've never seen lots of Padres fans
She's been living in a fantasy world
I saw her playing MVP Baseball
And found her Padres had just won it all
She's off the wall

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa, whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa

Padres fan, that Padres fan
You know she's so crazy
That Padres fan, that Padres fan
You know she's so crazy
That Padres fan, that Padres fan
You know she's so crazy
That Padres fan, that Padres fan...

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Laurence Dunne - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds a lot like my dolphins sentiments.....555

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