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Song Parodies -> "The Longest Time (Bulls Version)"

Original Song Title:

"The Longest Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"The Longest Time (Bulls Version)"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the longest time, whoa oh oh, for the longest...

Since they last won back in in '98, there's no longer cause to celebrate
The team got blown up, and now I wanna throw up
They haven't won for the longest time

Once I thought that Scottie was so great, now he's just a wash-up who ain't great
He wonders "Where's Mike?" MJ won't be back this time
Chicago's been blue for the longest time

Whoa, oh oh oh, for the longest time, whoa oh oh, for the longest

I remember titles one through six, when the Bulls would beat up on the Knicks
They had this year in which they got 72 wins
They haven't won for the longest time

Maybe all the feeling has been gone, but everyone knows what Jerry did was wrong
He dismantled the entire team, they're nothing to me, and that's what I've been fearing

I can't go on rooting for those scrubs, and I'm now a fan of the Cubs
I can't go back there, the Bulls are worse than the Bears
Chicago's been blue for the longest time

I thought the Bulls would be good again, they'd make the playoffs and win once again
But instead they're just the same old mess, I must confess that it's what I've been fearing

Reinsdorf shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame, cause he is a disgrace to the game
He ought to sell them, and maybe then I'll tell them
That the Bulls will win for the longest time

Whoa oh oh oh, for the longest time, whoa oh oh, for the longest time
Whoa oh oh, for the longest time, whoa oh oh, for the longest time...

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, at least you didn't rhyme "Cubs" with "flubs" like I did in "Paradise at Addison & Clark." (Another shameless plug.)

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